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On The $625 Apartment

My fiancee and I split a $1800 a month two bedroom in Brooklyn. All utilities are included, down to cable and internet, and it comes with its very own parking spot. We've got a front porch, backyard, dishwasher and a brand new kitchen. Seriously - it's HUGE and new. I love it. I'm never leaving.

Posted on May 2, 2012 at 2:54 pm 0

On How to Know If You're Having the Same Wedding as Everyone Else on Pinterest

@teenie Wow! Easy, killer! You totally took it the wrong way, but it's all good because I get stabby and shitty to people too. I think we all do.

This got crazy, as I got swamped yesterday at work! Sorry for jumping ship! I meant "fuck wedding planning" because, well, it sucks, even when you're planning the most anti-wedding wedding ever. And "dying" because these wedding posts are so damn funny and they have been saving me from wedding shit show planning hell.

Thanks for the info about the google thingy - and if anyone has any good venues in Brooklyn , let a girl know. Ready to jump off the Verrazano.

Posted on April 18, 2012 at 2:03 pm 2

On How to Know If You're Having the Same Wedding as Everyone Else on Pinterest

Can you PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do a spin off site of just wedding shit? Im fucking dying here. Dying. Fuck wedding planning, yall.

Posted on April 17, 2012 at 4:25 pm 12

On Ask a Clean Person: I Drank the Juice, and It Was a Mess

Yo! @Jolie Kerr!

I know you only linked to the article about the juicer ... BUT, lovely hairpin ladies, Omega makes a model "8005" that retails for only $30 more than the 8003 BUT it has a longer warranty (5 years) and comes in stainless. Boom!

Posted on April 12, 2012 at 2:25 pm 0

On The Slow Death of the Diamond Engagement Ring

Anyone have any experience with asha diamonds?

Posted on April 5, 2012 at 5:54 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: What's That Smell?

Best kept secret: Egyptian Goddess roll-on. $8 at any health food store. Not as musky as Egyptian Musk, but still has the "fuck me" and "what is that" you expect. Rock this, and youll still love smelling yourself.

For going out?: Marc Jacobs classic. Cant go wrong.

Posted on March 21, 2012 at 8:14 pm 0

On Beauty Q&A: What's That Smell?

@aintquite I used to love flowerbomb ... then it became less "exclusive" and started being sold at Sephora ... and I had to give it up after it seemed like EVERYONE was wearing "MY" perfume!

Posted on March 21, 2012 at 8:13 pm 0

On Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

Thanks, everyone. Time to spend some monay monaaaay

Posted on October 28, 2011 at 5:08 pm 0

On Friday Bargain Bin: What to Do With Your Allowance This Week

This morning I nearly had a breakdown when I realized I reached for the same cardigan I wore the past 3 days. I remembered it was Friday Bargain Bin, and I jus' got paaaaiiiid, and was hoping there'd be some sweaters. Yikes! Boo! Anyone see any good sweaters on sale for cheapy cheap?

Posted on October 28, 2011 at 12:25 pm 0

On Take This Halloween Costume Idea ... Please

@Maria Yes, they do. However, i'd never use one ... i've seen people throwing them at each other, poking holes, burning them, etc ... Plus, the way I look at it, theres always a bodega open with "real" condoms, and if homeboy doesnt want to shell out $3 to fuck me, he's not worth it. I'm better than free condoms, dammit!

Posted on October 6, 2011 at 11:43 am 1