By mirablu on Watch This Only If You Want to Feel Good

The last time I was in a maternity ward, I wondered who that baby was who just wouldn't stop crying? "I feel bad for that baby's parents," I thought.

Five minutes later, I met my new baby brother, wheeled in to the room by a harried-looking nurse. "He wouldn't stop crying," she said.
he has been crying ever since. I feel somewhat responsible.

(Not really. He's a teenager now and he's just a great kid. Congratulations to your sister and the whole family, Michelle!)

Posted on August 22, 2014 at 1:07 pm 1

By Jolie Kerr on Just Keep Livin', (Livin' = Wearing a Fanny Pack Without Apologies)

I got a fanny pack full of glue products shipped to me at Jezebel and it was pretty much the best thing that happened to me during my tenure at Jezebel.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 1:47 pm 2

By mirablu on Andrew Keegan, Religious Leader

Next let's have a co-star from She's All That start a cult based on Freddie Prinze Jr.'s hacky-sack scene.

What's it all about? Synchronicity... Time... Hack... y... sack...

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 11:04 am 1

By grendan on The Last Days of Rome

omg hi

Posted on May 13, 2014 at 1:52 pm 1


Hi... everyone?

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 5:30 pm 1

By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on Friday Open Thread

@Danzig! LON is clearly smirking a little. I feel like when she took this picture many weeks ago, she had a feeling that some time and an Oscar later, it would be photoshopped into a picture of Matthew McConaughey.

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 4:19 pm 2

By Danzig! on Friday Open Thread

I feel like Matty just said something rude so LON is miffed while Michelle is just chuffed to be there. Also y'alls heads are tiny

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 3:53 pm 1

By OhMarie on Friday Open Thread


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By Lauren_O'Neal on Friday Open Thread

@coolallison Dude, the whole credit system is like something out of a dystopic novel. I will never get over the fact that checking your score lowers your score. $58, aaaahhhh.

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 3:25 pm 2

By coolallison on Friday Open Thread

So the hubs and I have decided that we might actually be sticking around in this city, and that maybe it's time to buy a house. So we filled out the pre-qualification forms, thinking it will be no problem. We both have rockin' credit. And then today, the mortgage lady calls me to tell me that there is a $58 medical bill that has been sent to collections, and my credit score has plummeted from where it was just like, a month ago. I had no idea that I owed anyone $58, but I would have paid that ish off had I known about it. And now, it's really putting a damper on our home-buying plans. For $58?!? I was all mad that someone could send it to collections without me knowing about it, but after talking to the agency, it sounds like they were sending it to a really old address plus with my maiden name, so I guess that's why I had no idea? STILL THOUGH. HOW CAN A $58 DOCTOR BILL RUIN MY CREDIT SO BADLY? Ugh.

I mean, it's paid now and I'm sure it will all be fine, I just wanted to vent for a minute.

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 3:21 pm 2