@PatatasBravas THIS. FOREVER.
Ughhhh you guys these are ALL SO GOOD. Someday I will do The Crowdsourced Pie, aka The Sum of All Fears
@Jenn@twitter extra pie! yes to extra pie. we almost went beyond 20% brouhaha when really all we want is pie.
@Jenn@twitter this is what LEANING IN looks like, jenn.
@Brunhilde to paraphrase mindy kaling, "'favorite movie' is a tier."
@bitzyboozer Shoes are vintage. The brand is "Westies." The rug, as previously outed, is from Ikea.
@laurel sometimes chickens that lay fancy pretty eggs are inbred, and you have to feed them mealworms mashed into yogurt. the glamorous world of urban farming!
@mollyringworm it's actually written in the constitution that if a woman is elected president she must choose a co-president in case she needs to sign off on a nuclear attack when she is PMSing. and if her co-president is also a woman they must live in separate houses so their menstrual cycles never sync.
@nonvolleyball 100% true. the full story is i was outside a warehouse party (BECAUSE I AM AN ADULT) with the smokers, and i heard the first bwaaaamp bwamp bwamp bwaaaaamp notes of "Pony" from inside, and i rushed toward the dancefloor, tripped over a cinder block, and went flying. but then i stood up and shook it off and danced. and danced some more. on the way home, i was car-dancing to Solange when i heard a "pop" and i looked down and there was a bone sticking outward on my shoulder. aaaaaand then i was sobbing in urgent care at 4am. FUN! all true.