@SarahHyphen I'm just saying, you can't do better than JoJo.
I just had a mild freak out that the White House was letting the internet decide what animal to kill, then read on the site that both turkeys will be pardoned. Come on, you scared me!
@Katyola A little girl named Blue Line could be a future Blue Ivy impersonator.
@stuffisthings Yessss. That's amazing.
@celeec4@twitter I think Fort Totten would be a good one for a boy. And Potomac Avenue. DC Armory. Or, in the vein of Kanye's directional trend, Eastern Market.
@Madeline Shoes Haha. Our landlady called an exterminator. He set the traps then asked us to take care of it for him. He also asked us for help editing his papers for a course he was taking (that was actually pretty adorable of him).
@Queen Elisatits The house I used to live in had a squirrel problem. I could hear them gnawing at the wood in the crawl space behind my headboard at night. One of them gnawed their way through once...
@fallopian princess Thank jeebus. The old house I used to live in had LOADS, but no one was ever bitten either. Maybe they were more discreet biters than Emma's spiderpede.
I didn't know house centipedes (spiderpedes) could bite?! Now I'll never sleep...
One time, there was a spiderpede on my ceiling. So I grabbed a shoe or something, stood on a chair, and squashed it. Then it rained down still twitching spiderpede legs all over my face and hair. (If you've ever squashed a spiderpede, you'll understand how the legs sort of explode and go everywhere.) It still haunts me.
@stonefruit We call them spiderpedes. Long, fast spidery legs, and there are a hundred of them. Shudder.