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On "Maybe I needed to prove that I'm wife material. If he wanted 300 sandwiches, I’d give him 300 sandwiches"

Okay but the most important problem with this is why is she dating a man with hair like Ralph Cifaretto from the Sopranos?

Posted on September 25, 2013 at 9:56 am 7

On Thank You So Much For Being With Me Tonight to Celebrate My Twenty-Five-And-Twelve-Month Birthday

Ummm...I'm 24 and a half and I identify with more of the "mature" behaviors in this piece. I would love to spend one day not being stodgy and boring.

Posted on August 1, 2013 at 12:06 pm 0

On A Very American Open Thread

@amuletum

You can email me at theeellsee at gmail!

Posted on July 7, 2013 at 2:53 pm 0

On A Very American Open Thread

If anyone is still reading this thread...

NYC pinners, I'd love for someone to accompany me to any of the free concerts in Hudson River Park this month. I'm going to see Sallie Ford and the Sound Outside next Thursday. Anyone game? Details be here: http://riverrocksnyc.com/

Posted on July 5, 2013 at 5:45 pm 0

On What Is Your Personal Garbage Music?

UPTOWN GIRL.

Posted on July 2, 2013 at 2:16 pm 5

On You're One in Eight Million

@paddlepickle

ooooh me too!

Posted on June 27, 2013 at 10:59 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@lemonadefish

That's what I was thinking. But I actually have the opposite problem - I saw another really good prospect this week, and that roommate is making a decision early afternoon tomorrow. And I like them both, but I want to stall the people asking me to fill out the application til I know if the other lady wants me. blargh, complicated...

eta: like, could I conceivably fill out applications at both places, not giving deposits at either, and then when the applications and decisions go through, give a deposit to the one I prefer? Basically, does 'fill out an application' assume that you will bring the deposit with you to fill it out the application?

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 6:55 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

NYC pinners, halp me because I am a dummy who's only ever gotten a one-bedroom apartment through a broker (and god, don't even ask about that):

I did a roommate interview with some nice folks last night. They want me to fill out an application tomorrow morning. When will they want the security deposit? i.e. when will they want me to make a final, final, fixed decision about this? Does 'fill out an application' automatically mean 'commit to being our roommate'? HALP

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 6:38 pm 0

On Introducing the "Girlfriend Zone"

@par_parenthese ugh, that whole sentence gave me douchechills.

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 11:14 am 14

On A Guide to Eating Very Particular Feelings

@berthamason

I'm currently pairing this with one-pound bags of very salty pretzel twists. Mmmm, tastes like singledom.

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 9:10 pm 2