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My Beautiful Dark Tinder Fantasy

You go on Tinder while aboard a ferry and you match with the ferry captain. READ MORE

Humblebrags About My Dog

“Ughhh, I’m sooo tired, I jogged like three miles today with Angel. He has so much energy, it's crazy.” READ MORE

I Blew It With Scott Speedman

It was a dark and stormy summer night. I was supposed to start law school in a month, and I felt a sense of doom. (I would, in fact, drop out a couple months later.) Max, a man I’d been seeing, had just broken up with me because he had "nothing to give.” My friends were going to see a band in Tribeca, and I really didn’t want to go out, especially into Manhattan, but they convinced me. I pulled on some baggy ripped corduroys as a cry for help, and put my hair up in what I hoped was an “artist’s bun.” We walked into the club and I immediately saw a ghost from my past: Steve, a guy I’d lusted after a few years before. I once texted him “Admit we’d have really good sex,” to which he’d texted back “Hmm.” We’d eventually slept together through the sheer force of my will, but he’d broken my heart as expected, and I still wasn’t actually, completely over him. READ MORE