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On "Their eyes were exactly the same shade of blue."

I am not sure how to respond to this, but I know a shitton of glee is involved

Posted on November 2, 2012 at 1:25 pm 0

On Sensual Shampoos, UTIs, and a "Mutual Love of M*A*S*H"

what net of shimmering strands do your amber eyes cast around their souls; you did not ask to wield this power and it weighs heavy in your alabaster bosom.

There is something about that statement that made me gigglesnort into my coffee.

Posted on October 16, 2012 at 12:33 pm 21

On Frequently Asked Questions About Tights

@SarahDances Wait, wait wait wait wait. It's Kit and Caboodle? I THOUGHT IT WAS KITTEN CABOODLE I HAVE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THIRTY YEARS NOW OH I AM FLOODED WITH EMBARRASSED SHAME

Posted on September 27, 2012 at 10:14 am 2

On Texts From the Baby-Sitters Club

@frigwiggin oh god yessss I remember the one where she got a mullet and her friends abandoned her but then the mullet became cool and even as a wee lilerbobbytables I knew that MULLETS WERE NEVER OK. And also she was so. Annoying.

Posted on September 26, 2012 at 2:30 pm 1

On Mixing Greek and Latin Roots Is Wrong

@Inkling In the US, not much, as marriage is no longer basis for a green card in and of itself (not to say that it does not affect the green card/naturalization process, but by my understanding it is no longer BOOM! MARRIAGE = LEGAL STATUS).

Posted on September 4, 2012 at 12:30 pm 0

On Carter said she "doesn't consider it discriminatory"

If anything, that doctor's actions are too in line with the Hippocratic oath. She is just the best at being a doctor, and not in any way shape or form a total juicebox. Nope, you'd never catch me saying, 'Wow, what a terrible juicebox of a doctor. While she may not be doing anything illegal, I question her ethics and professionalism, and would further posit that she is, in fact, a bit of a jerk'. Nope, not something I would ever say at all.

Posted on August 30, 2012 at 9:52 am 5

On HBO Yes, Todd Akin No

Oh what the sam hell is this nonsense? Todd Akin, you need to stop running for government and start going back to school. Or living in a cave far away from humans. Either one works, really.

Posted on August 20, 2012 at 9:59 am 4

On The Josephine Baker Makeover

This is so amazing. Aaaa!

Posted on August 14, 2012 at 11:12 am 0

On TOWANDA!

I love this movie so much that I am pretty much squealing inelegantly at my desk. I tried to tell my bosses that I am just really excited about work but I don't think the bought it. TOWANDA.

Posted on August 13, 2012 at 10:49 am 0

On Ask an Undiscovered Spider

@PatatasBravas This spider has won me over with logic and reason, and also the treaty I have made with spiderkind against the centipedes.

Posted on August 3, 2012 at 1:04 pm 9