I solve this by saying "no" when I mean no.
I AM LUCKY THAT ALL OF YOU READ ME FOR SO LONG AND MY DOG AND I WILL C U IN NYC IN LIKE A MONTH
By halloliebchen on "PRODUCT DETAILS: This attachment for your bath will hold your beverage in a wine glass while you bathe."
@KJZ this abstract wine goin' abstract far
@audraaudra during my first month at college out of state (many years ago) I called home and woke my dad up from a nap. this is what resulted:
dad [groggy]: hello?
me: hi, dad!
dad [instinctively]: where are you?
dad [frantically]: WHAT?!
me: ...because I'm in college there? you helped me move into my dorm a few weeks ago?
dad [sheepishly]: oh. right. so how are you?
@Porpentine ffuck metaphors ^_____________________________________^
By j-i-a on 18 Brides in a Year
you guys, THANK YOU, i really appreciate these comments--it was hard for me to write this and feel confident in any way that i could in words reconcile my abstract aversion to marriage with my concrete bubble-joy every time i see my friends kiss at the altar, and the understanding that if i were in the rawlsian original position i'd probably say the best possible rule for women is "do whatever the fuck you want." but really thank you thank you
I like some poetry, and I liked this piece because it seems pretty honest. I will say, though, that there's nothing wrong with a color modifier on something like moss, because whether you care or not, it does come in various shades of green.
@melis .70 cents on the dollar. Same old story.
Never read the comments. Never read the comments. Never read the comments. Never read the comments. Never read the comments.
oh god I read some comments I hate everyone
I'm sorry, *who* is this?