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By Sarah Rain on Never Bring Your Boyfriend to Brunch

I solve this by saying "no" when I mean no.

Posted on August 19, 2014 at 1:16 pm 3

By Jia Tolentino on It's Been Real, Buds

I AM LUCKY THAT ALL OF YOU READ ME FOR SO LONG AND MY DOG AND I WILL C U IN NYC IN LIKE A MONTH

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 3:28 pm 5

By halloliebchen on "PRODUCT DETAILS: This attachment for your bath will hold your beverage in a wine glass while you bathe."

@KJZ this abstract wine goin' abstract far

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 11:04 am 3

By nonvolleyball on What My Mom Wishes I Was Blogging About

@audraaudra during my first month at college out of state (many years ago) I called home and woke my dad up from a nap. this is what resulted:

dad [groggy]: hello?
me: hi, dad!
dad [instinctively]: where are you?
me: ...Chicago?
dad [frantically]: WHAT?!
me: ...because I'm in college there? you helped me move into my dorm a few weeks ago?
dad [sheepishly]: oh. right. so how are you?

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 2:40 pm 6

By Porpentine on An Interview with Porpentine, Maker of Mutant Feminist Cyber Games

@Porpentine ffuck metaphors ^_____________________________________^

Posted on January 18, 2014 at 2:30 am 1

By j-i-a on 18 Brides in a Year

you guys, THANK YOU, i really appreciate these comments--it was hard for me to write this and feel confident in any way that i could in words reconcile my abstract aversion to marriage with my concrete bubble-joy every time i see my friends kiss at the altar, and the understanding that if i were in the rawlsian original position i'd probably say the best possible rule for women is "do whatever the fuck you want." but really thank you thank you

Posted on December 30, 2013 at 5:47 pm 7

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on Poetry: A Love Story

I like some poetry, and I liked this piece because it seems pretty honest. I will say, though, that there's nothing wrong with a color modifier on something like moss, because whether you care or not, it does come in various shades of green.

Posted on November 21, 2013 at 1:20 pm 6

By adorable-eggplant on Remembering the Early Days of Jezebel with Anna Holmes

@melis .70 cents on the dollar. Same old story.

Posted on November 7, 2013 at 3:09 pm 10

By Scandyhoovian on "Don't ever worry about not sharing again."

Never read the comments. Never read the comments. Never read the comments. Never read the comments. Never read the comments.

oh god I read some comments I hate everyone

Posted on August 22, 2013 at 9:29 am 11

By Emma Carmichael on Missed Connection - w4w

I'm sorry, *who* is this?

Posted on August 8, 2013 at 2:19 pm 17