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On Drynuary: What and Why

@coolallison that's exactly why i'm doing it. reading the weekly updates from the awl last year convinced me to give it a whirl.

worst case, i don't lose weight but i save money i would have spent on the demon drink.

Posted on January 2, 2013 at 12:47 pm 1

On Interview With a Lapsed Christian Virgin

@ietapi it happened to me once in spin class, and never again which i am totally okay with because that is a very personal thing to have happen in a room full of sweaty strangers, if you're not into that kind of thing.

Posted on August 23, 2012 at 11:46 am 0

On The Egg-Yolk Trick

@Sundae I just dump it through my fingers. but this looks like a more infomercial-ly way.

Posted on August 23, 2012 at 9:59 am 0

On Lesser-Known Birthday Party Themes

@Veronica Mars is smarter than me - pinup time! this will be a grand ole birthday indeed!

Posted on August 6, 2012 at 6:16 pm 0

On Lesser-Known Birthday Party Themes

@Xanthophyllippa come over! i'm having bourbon and queso dip and listening to soul records. if that doesn't appeal to you, we can just ask my more in-shape neighbors to strip.

Posted on August 6, 2012 at 5:59 pm 2

On Lesser-Known Birthday Party Themes

@redheaded&crazie 25 was a KICKBUTT birthday for me. i expect you will have nothing less than an awesome time. that was the birthday that i woke up with a one size fits all thong and a pregnancy test next to my bed. (SEALED, of course.)

Posted on August 6, 2012 at 5:58 pm 2

On Lesser-Known Birthday Party Themes

UGH BIRTHDAYS. 30 is Friday and i just can't even. Everyone keeps telling me this is the best birthday and OMG HOW MUCH FUN but i am not feeling on board. OK - crank up some nice fun music, have a drink and stop being so uptight. right?

Posted on August 6, 2012 at 5:29 pm 1

On Field Working Through the Corners

this just made me all happy and nostalgic for the terrain of my childhood. hurray northern CA!

Posted on July 26, 2012 at 5:08 pm 1

On Are We in America's America?

@annlf i would not accept these if they were done in excel.

Posted on July 26, 2012 at 11:46 am 2

On Terrible Playdates

I scared the bejeezus out of a friend's little sister playing bloody mary in the bathroom in the dark. She was so upset, her mom called my mom to let us know I was no longer welcome there for spreading such deviltry and terror in their home.

Posted on July 19, 2012 at 11:02 am 5