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On Do You Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face?

@queenofbithynia My only regret is that I have but one like to give this comment.

Posted on June 13, 2013 at 5:33 pm 12

On Do You Suffer From Bitchy Resting Face?

@SarcasticFringehead My boss yelled at me the other day because I "look like Grumpy Cat". I had to explain that I suffer from Chronic Bitch Face, and I was just thinking about what I was going to eat for lunch.

Posted on June 13, 2013 at 5:31 pm 11

On I Fear I'll Be Stuck on Level 29 of Candy Crush Forever

I'm ashamed to admit that I've spent money on the 5 extra moves. It was the only way I could move past certain levels, 29 included. The chocolates might just cure me of my addiction. Those hateful, multiplying chocolates.

Posted on June 13, 2013 at 4:57 pm 0

On Kanye on Kanye

@stonefruit "I make awesome decisions in bike stores, Liz Lemon!"
"You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end, Liz Lemon!"
"Sometimes I get emotional over fonts, Liz Lemon!"

This just made my month.

Posted on June 12, 2013 at 1:12 pm 6

On What Is a "Water Fountain"

@chunk lite My dad's from Chicago and bafflingly pronounces "chest of drawers" in a way that sounds like "dresser droors", so I was in high school before I figured out that it is either "dresser" or "chest of drawers".

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 4:15 pm 0

On The AARP Pie

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 3:05 pm 0

On What Is a "Water Fountain"

@rien à dire My husband's family does that! "I need to go to Target's" or "Let's go to Boca's for dinner." It drives me NUTS.

Posted on June 6, 2013 at 1:54 pm 0

On This Summer: Stop Buying $5 Iced Coffees

@meetapossum Qream.

Posted on May 31, 2013 at 3:30 pm 4

On This Summer: Stop Buying $5 Iced Coffees

@lora.bee The one time I made cold-brew coffee with extra milk, I turned into Ben from Parks and Rec.
"The coffee ... betrayed me."

Posted on May 31, 2013 at 1:50 pm 6

On Cronuts Are Like Donuts Only You Wait in Line For Them

@rallisaurus Baked + Wired is what's up. I went their on a Pinner's suggestion (I can't recall who, but THANK YOU!) and their cupcakes and coffee just about made my month.

Posted on May 31, 2013 at 1:41 pm 0