@queenofbithynia My only regret is that I have but one like to give this comment.
@SarcasticFringehead My boss yelled at me the other day because I "look like Grumpy Cat". I had to explain that I suffer from Chronic Bitch Face, and I was just thinking about what I was going to eat for lunch.
I'm ashamed to admit that I've spent money on the 5 extra moves. It was the only way I could move past certain levels, 29 included. The chocolates might just cure me of my addiction. Those hateful, multiplying chocolates.
@stonefruit "I make awesome decisions in bike stores, Liz Lemon!"
"You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end, Liz Lemon!"
"Sometimes I get emotional over fonts, Liz Lemon!"
This just made my month.
@chunk lite My dad's from Chicago and bafflingly pronounces "chest of drawers" in a way that sounds like "dresser droors", so I was in high school before I figured out that it is either "dresser" or "chest of drawers".
On The AARP Pie
@rien à dire My husband's family does that! "I need to go to Target's" or "Let's go to Boca's for dinner." It drives me NUTS.
@lora.bee The one time I made cold-brew coffee with extra milk, I turned into Ben from Parks and Rec.
"The coffee ... betrayed me."
@rallisaurus Baked + Wired is what's up. I went their on a Pinner's suggestion (I can't recall who, but THANK YOU!) and their cupcakes and coffee just about made my month.