By iceberg on Reasons Why We Act Different Around Drake Even Though We're Good Girls and He Knows It
OK the bulletproof condom and the escalator made me giggle but the clucking hens of death made it perfect.
In all seriousness, she has to be Fiona, right? Will they dye her hair or make her wear a wig?
Great interview, as always!
The Hairpin has gone through some changes in content and tone in the past bit and I love to see it head more in this direction.
@adorable-eggplant then you might be Bryan Goldberg heyoooooo
@stonefruit This is the best comment ever so I don't have anything else to say.
@stonefruit What if I accidentally put my butt on my face?
@HeyThatsMyBike right, which would affect both the face you put on *and* which butt to bring. SO MANY CONSIDERATIONS, HALP MY LADYBRAIN JUST SHORTED OUT.
@yeah-elle See, it takes me a while to put on my face because I am so distracting by the thought of making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape.
@Judith Slutler @Lily Rowan I believe she's particularly fond of making love at midnight in the dunes on the Cape.
@Mira I know! I used to have this attitude of "Oh, a man who likes cars also probably likes beer, probably likes patriarchy, probably loves Brooks Brothers, and scratching his nuts and whatnot." But that's not accurate. One of us should come up with a publication for this underserved population. Maybe we will call it "Testimony" because that has part of the word "testes" in in just like "Bustle" has the word bust, and men have testes just like women have busts, you see? I think we are on to something here.