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On A Femme's Guide to Improvement: The Multi-Purpose Wooden Pallet

Damn. I want some pallets now!

Posted on August 31, 2011 at 1:12 pm 0

On So You've Decided to Drink More Water

@Bittersweet My forehead is smooth and supple like a baby's butt, as is my bladder, I imagine, from the life of leisure it leads.

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 3:03 pm 0

On So You've Decided to Drink More Water

I never drink water. Ever. My girlfriend drinks water all day long. She pees something like fifty times a day compared to my two or three. Look at all the time I'm saving!

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 2:09 pm 1

On Loving; Living; Party Going, Henry Green

I'm afraid to Google "cunty" to see if it's some old British slang while I'm at work.

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 1:01 pm 0

On That Gizmodo/OkCupid Story

@steve Oh man, you just won this comment thread.

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 11:32 am 0

On This is Where We Subject You to The Mountain Goats

Well damn, I have someone new to look up on Spotify now.

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 11:05 am 0

On That Gizmodo/OkCupid Story

@boyofdestiny That's why I like Wikipedia, because you can get a concise, professional overview without any images searing themselves into your consciousness forever. And if Wikipedia doesn't have it Urban Dictionary probably does.

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 10:00 am 1

On That Gizmodo/OkCupid Story

Ridiculous, contrived article. She's acting like she got fleeced into dating a Plushie or something. It's 2011!

Posted on August 30, 2011 at 9:38 am 2

On A No Longer Even Remotely Topical Observation About the Remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still

*Sigh* I love Keanu Reeves so much that I actually like watching this movie, even though I want to punch the screen every time that kid opens his scrunched up face to say something bitchy. Easily the worst part of the whole deal.

Posted on July 20, 2011 at 12:17 pm 0

On Screaming Fork Brings the Sounds of the Dentist to the Dinner Table

Aw, that woman is adorable!

Posted on March 25, 2011 at 3:28 pm 0