Damn. I want some pallets now!
@Bittersweet My forehead is smooth and supple like a baby's butt, as is my bladder, I imagine, from the life of leisure it leads.
I never drink water. Ever. My girlfriend drinks water all day long. She pees something like fifty times a day compared to my two or three. Look at all the time I'm saving!
I'm afraid to Google "cunty" to see if it's some old British slang while I'm at work.
@steve Oh man, you just won this comment thread.
Well damn, I have someone new to look up on Spotify now.
@boyofdestiny That's why I like Wikipedia, because you can get a concise, professional overview without any images searing themselves into your consciousness forever. And if Wikipedia doesn't have it Urban Dictionary probably does.
Ridiculous, contrived article. She's acting like she got fleeced into dating a Plushie or something. It's 2011!
*Sigh* I love Keanu Reeves so much that I actually like watching this movie, even though I want to punch the screen every time that kid opens his scrunched up face to say something bitchy. Easily the worst part of the whole deal.
Aw, that woman is adorable!