On So You Barfed in Your Copy of Jolie Kerr's My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag

Oh man! EXCITING! CONGRATS! !!!!!!!!!!

Posted on May 18, 2012 at 10:10 am 0

On New Friends, Surprise Babies, and the "Rare Phenomenon"

@dtowngirl Aw! Yeah, at my new job I've been much happier (and busier, which I think goes hand-in-hand) so I've been reading posts but haven't had the time to comment much at all! Thanks for the shoutout :)

Posted on May 11, 2012 at 3:54 pm 1

On New Friends, Surprise Babies, and the "Rare Phenomenon"

LW3 cute dancing dude is the best.
The rest made me cringe.

What can we learn from this? Well, everyone just needs to dance around and pretend they're in bands with plastic guitars or whatever, and stop being in confusing relationships.
Problems = SOLVED

Posted on May 11, 2012 at 2:36 pm 8

On Lies, Kissing Biblically, and Translucent Officewear

@Alexander You are nice! Don't worry about me. I'm not slinking around all ashamed of my number or anything. It's not anything outrageous and I would tell someone if they asked me. I'm just thinkin' this girl doesn't have much to worry about.

Posted on April 3, 2012 at 5:44 pm 0

On Lies, Kissing Biblically, and Translucent Officewear

@ThundaCunt Agreed, her secret isn't as bad* as the reverse secret of having slept with way more people than you implied (aka, my "secret" with most guys I date, sorry for partying)

*not that I think sleeping with lots of people is "bad" or anything, you know what I'm saying.

Posted on April 3, 2012 at 4:40 pm 5

On Lingerers, Admirers, and Silent Girl

All I have to say is, I'm swimsuit shopping on VS.com right now and the bikini I want - no, NEED - is so expensive... if LW feels weird spending it, I'll definitely take it off her hands! I wish I had a secret panty stealer/giftcard giver.

Posted on March 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm 0

On Really Good Books About Real Murder

@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher I think I respond to everything posted about true crime/serial killers on here, but, OOH ME I DO GIRL. Love this stuff.

Riverman has always been a fave because it's (a) SET IN MY OWN BACKYARD basically, like I have BEEN INSIDE SOME OF THESE HOUSES where they describe Ted Bundy killing these girls, yiiiiiikes and (b) combines two of the most prolific serial killers, so it's like a 2-fer-1.

(ALSO NICOLE HAVE YOU READ THIS, WHAT DID YOU THINK? I'm probably too late commenting to really join the conversation, but.)

Posted on March 28, 2012 at 1:16 pm 2

On The Weight-Loss Call-and-Return Catch-22

SO many loaded statements/compliments when it comes to weight. It's tricky.

When I was in high school/early college and had been struggling with anxiety and eating disorder-y stuff (= way underweight, super pale, etc.) and was starting to get healthier and gain weight, people would always say "You look GREAT!" as a weird blanket compliment, rather than saying "oh you don't look tired and sick and sad" or whatever.
So in my over-analytical mind back then, "great" = "fat" and now, as a well-adjusted, fit/healthy adult, whenever someone tells me I look "great" in my head I still think "OMG they are saying I look fat, this is awful." even though I know it's completely irrational. These things can dig deep. Ugh.

I just try to never comment on anyone's weight, ever. I don't think it's my place. (But sometimes do tell people they look great for whatever reason - new haircut, awesome jeans, cool makeup, etc - and I really just do mean that they look great!)

Posted on March 26, 2012 at 11:42 am 1

On Face Moles, "Perfection," and Shifting Dynamics

@nevernude cutoffs Ahhh! Really?! Thank you! I love it. I always write in my blog thinking only my "real life" friends/Facebook people will read it!

Posted on March 26, 2012 at 10:06 am 0

On The Pros and Cons of Leaving Half-Eaten Sugar-Free Jello Pudding Out Overnight

I'm pretty cavalier when it comes to consuming possibly spoiled foods. Alive and kickin' for 26 years now... before finishing that burrito I left out overnight or whatever I just tell myself "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

However you are also talking to a girl who fell asleep naked on top of a bowl of chili then finished eating it the next morning, so I don't know about myself.

Posted on March 23, 2012 at 12:33 pm 7