By supernintendochalmers on Ask a Clueless Lady

@hilary12 Yeah, I was confused by the "nothing happens" part of that letter. Nothing... happens?

Posted on April 2, 2013 at 2:13 pm 3

By machinesss on Loneliness, Mistakes, and the Inner Questionnaire

So uh LW4 you are definitely kidding yourself if you think you can give a blowjob in the back seat of a moving vehicle without the driver/front seat passenger knowing. If this is shit you've done before, you should be aware that the people in the front seats DEFINITELY KNEW.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 12:25 pm 29

By Judith Slutler on The Oddest Book Title of the Year

@wee_ramekin Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy; he hath borne me on his penis a thousand times.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 11:23 am 30

By jengetsaround on The Oddest Book Title of the Year

@MoxyCrimeFighter Cause guys NEVER do that with boobs.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 10:16 am 11

By rayray on The Oddest Book Title of the Year

"There was no possibility of a penis that day".

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 10:09 am 21

By MoxyCrimeFighter on The Oddest Book Title of the Year

You know what guys hate? When you poke their flaccid penises and shriek, "Look! Look at it wiggle! Tee hee!" Who knew.

Posted on February 22, 2013 at 9:49 am 20

By RNL on Vigilance vs. Obsession

@packedsuitcase @fondue with cheddar

You guys! That voice is totally understandable, but it's not a loving one.

Here are some things I try to do:

1) remember that my thoughts aren't real, they are just made up ideas about how the world is. I find it helpful to think about times when I have realized that someone else has a memory of a situation that is completely different than my own. Our thoughts seem real, but THEY AREN'T! Which means you're free to choose other ones.

2) Make a commitment to never vocalize those thoughts, or at least not in a casual way. There's a HUGE difference between saying "ugh I'm so fat" to a co-worker or whatever, and saying "I'm having fear that my boyfriend doesn't like my body" to a close friend.

3) When I have a negative thought about myself think "would I say this (or think this) about somebody else? A friend?"

4) As a first step, when I'm struggling, I try to just name the thoughts, without getting rid of them. "Oh, that's a negative story I'm telling myself about my body. Ok, cool, noted."

5) When I'm feeling stronger, I try to replace the story with another thought, either related (I looked great in that dress last week, or man was that great sex I had) or unrelated (Hm, should I see a movie this week?).

6) Date dudes who like my body, buy sexy underwear, and invest in flattering lighting. But sex is a huge part of my identity, so YMMV.

Posted on January 15, 2013 at 3:08 pm 3

By hands_down on Vigilance vs. Obsession

Boy, this gives me a lot of feelings. As an overweight child, I definitely received lots of mixed messages from my parents and not any actual nutritional education. It wasn't until I saw a nutritionist as an adult that I understood how what I ate impacted my body. Perhaps what Bea has learned will prove to feel empowering, not embarrassing?

Posted on January 15, 2013 at 1:34 pm 10

By Lily Rowan on Affection, Gift Returns, and Professors on Facebook

@iknowright There's this Love Languages book that talks about different ways people show love, and one is touch and one is acts of service. I haven't read the book or anything, but the gist rings true to me. http://www.5lovelanguages.com/

Posted on January 15, 2013 at 12:41 pm 9

By OhMyGoshYouGuys on Friday Open Thread

@crango I just finished Psychopath Test. So, so good. Now I'm into Moranthology by Caitlin Moran.

Posted on January 11, 2013 at 4:26 pm 1