On We're All Murderers Inside Our Own Heads, or The Time My Boss Wanted to Kill Me
@olivebee But it never works in real life! Most often I come off like George Costanza rambling on about a "jerk store calling."
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On We're All Murderers Inside Our Own Heads, or The Time My Boss Wanted to Kill Me
@MilesofMountains Yea, I really cannot think of a time that I've imagined killing someone, let alone legitimately wished for someone to die. In my revenge fantasies, I meet the offending party and say something so soul crushing and bitchy that they doubt their entire existence, which is maybe creepier? I don't know.
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On Pain-Proof: Becoming the Lady Aye
This was fantastic. Now I want to see you in action!
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On Melissa McCarthy's Bootleg Harem Pants
I had pink hair far too many times in my life.
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On How Do You Know When It's Time to Move?
@SiobhanGK No, I'm not a tweeter. But so exciting! Hi fellow 518er!
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On How Do You Know When It's Time to Move?
@SiobhanGK Yes! I live in Smallbany too, where everyone knows your name because you already dated them.
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On How Do You Know When It's Time to Move?
Did you read my diary?
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On Skincare Gadgets to Love and Ignore
I wish I never kept reading. Bye, $200.
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On Infinite Sadness Is a Model Horse
Last Caress made it to the championships? It looks like someone just put the horse on their kitchen counter and took a photo. I mean, if you're going to spend your time entering photo contests for fake mini horses, you might as well go all in.
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On Conned By a Mom
@nogreeneggs I was at that Tulip Fest, too! And it wasn't terribly long ago, so this Debbie character could have conceivably used an ATM just about anywhere, even if the bank is closed.
But a similar thing happened to me and a friend in Albany! I was waiting for a bus on Washington & Lark when a friend drove by and offered me a ride, and this older woman asked if my friend could drive her around, too. I don't know why my friend agreed, but we took this woman to 3 different places before we finally got rid of her.