On Laird Hamilton Knows

@special_boots I know! I always wonder what these people who write articles praising early birds would have to say about my night owl-ness - my ability to fall asleep is so inflexible that i can either fall asleep at 3 or 4 in the morning depending on whether it's daylight savings time or not. yes i have tried everything besides tranquilizers to change this, yes it sucks when i have to get up at 6 for work, but i just cannot physically fall asleep before then.

Posted on March 28, 2013 at 7:53 pm 1

On A Lazy Man's Guide to Seducing Women

@mc coolfriend yikes i totally may or may not have seduced a guy by showing him some of my etchings, once upon a time. i'm channeling some 18th century printmaking pickup artist and i didn't even realize it, haha.

(oh and an etching is an image made by making indentations in a metal plate with acid that will hold ink. then the inky plate is pressed into paper using a printing press to make a print)

Posted on December 18, 2012 at 1:10 am 2

On Bones, Ghosts, and Paul Koudounaris

@HeyMatilda yay! i've been there. i vaguely remember them being weird about the admission 'donation'

Posted on December 13, 2012 at 12:43 am 0

On Bones, Ghosts, and Paul Koudounaris

@rosaline my friend stole a bone from an ossuary somewhere in europe and somehow got it through customs into canada. i touched it, not knowing it was real. then he put the bone in an art show. freaky stuff!

Posted on December 13, 2012 at 12:41 am 0

On Golden Mean Pumpkin Muffins

@aphrabean not sure if this will work out of context of my book's recipes, but i have an allergen free cookbook that uses brown rice flour, tapioca flour and potato starch (2:1:1 ratio roughly) with a tsp of xantham gum per 2 cups to take the place of gluten.

Posted on November 29, 2012 at 1:01 pm 0

On First Phone Photos: A Time Capsule, Part Two

@tandemkas oh dear i did that to my boyfriend who is not as avid a beet eater as i am, haha. i don't get that unless i eat beets for 2 days straight so it didn't occur to me that its a thing that happens to people... but once, i made delicious borscht and we gorged ourselves on it. later, he came out of the bathroom all pale and was like "can you pee beets?" and i felt so bad because he thought he was near death or something.

Posted on November 16, 2012 at 6:18 pm 0

On Five OkCupid Messages That Made Me Want to Revise My Profile

@whateverlolawants I WAS MESSAGED BY THAT GUY TOO. it was weird and he got abnormally upset when i asked him what exactly he meant by that.

Posted on November 6, 2012 at 12:30 am 0

On Five OkCupid Messages That Made Me Want to Revise My Profile

@whateverlolawants when that happened to me, i would just set my profile to invisible and creep away! am i bad?

Posted on November 5, 2012 at 1:10 pm 4

On Accidentally Searched For a "Rock Tumblr"

@JessicaLovejoy how many times do i have to tell you!?

Posted on October 24, 2012 at 4:12 pm 1

On My History of Being Fat

@Elsajeni we did the same thing... but anonymous. to be fair, if i remember right, a student presentation sprung it on the class so the teacher wasn't really to blame in my case.

Posted on October 23, 2012 at 12:38 pm 1