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By iceberg on Q: What Are Llamas Like? A: Everything

@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher OK I definitely want alpacas now. I'm picturing 3 alpacas, each with a toddler-sized howdah on its back.

Posted on July 10, 2013 at 11:52 am 7

By SmartCookie on Friday Open Thread

How you know you're a Pinner:
Dude you're about to sleep with tells you he's a virgin. You honestly consider putting on the breaks and giving him Jia's email address.

Posted on June 21, 2013 at 4:01 pm 21

By Bittersweet on Friday Open Thread

@thatgirl You will be awesome. My undergrad degree is in European History and Russian, my masters is in International Relations. Umpteen years later, I'm a strategy consultant for major corporate clients and I tell them how to restructure their businesses and spend jillions of dollars on new intiatives.

All this to say, if I can do it, so can you!

Posted on June 21, 2013 at 3:50 pm 2

By laurel on Friday Open Thread

Hey, @iceberg, do you watch Mad Men? There was a whole juice account imbroglio recently that broke down into a toddler-style tantrum--"I don't want HIS juice, I want MY juice!"--and reminded me of your BBWAYCTW posts.

Posted on June 21, 2013 at 3:45 pm 6

By allofthewine on Friday Open Thread

@thatgirl Try to be more like the Bob Benson of advertising! Fake it til you make it. Congrats!

Posted on June 21, 2013 at 3:45 pm 9

By iceberg on Friday Open Thread

Bergy Bits, why are you crying this week?

My brother is looking at me.

All I did was stand in front of my sister so that my face was 1 inch away from hers, and she pushed me! The injustice.

I want to wipe my hands on the white cloth, not the blue cloth.

I don't want you to brush my hair. I LIKE looking like a cross between Shirley Temple and Young Einstein.

I want to drink out of the cup that has a lid, but obviously I want it without the lid.

In other news:
The Bergy Bits got new juice bottles with characters on the lids: Hello Kitty, Thomas the Tank Engine and Strawberry Shortcake - aka "kitty juice" "train juice... and "lady juice" o_O

En route to a dinnertime potty break, The Quiet One indicated her dinner and said sternly "Daddy no eat it!". He promised he wouldn't, but she still gave him several suspicious glances over her shoulder as she went.

Posted on June 21, 2013 at 3:31 pm 47

By disco_clone on "She Was Dumb Like a Fox, Like Marilyn Monroe"

Cannot read the phrase 'dumb like a fox' without following it up with 'fox, fox; thighs like what, what, what'

Posted on June 20, 2013 at 2:26 pm 3

By stonefruit on A Brief Addendum to Our Craigslist Wedding Story

Motion to draft Nick/Mike f****** Itten into the Male 'Pinners Auxiliary Society. Anyone second?

Posted on June 7, 2013 at 3:50 pm 15

By zamboni on Industry Rule No. 4,080: You Don't Want to Date Don Draper

@swirrlygrrl I have maintained for years that Cosgrove is the only bangable dude at that office. (OK, Stan could get it.)

Posted on June 5, 2013 at 4:22 pm 8

By Lily Rowan on Industry Rule No. 4,080: You Don't Want to Date Don Draper

Posted on June 5, 2013 at 4:05 pm 24