By Bus Driver Stu Benedict on Did People Watch Doll & Em Last Night?

@whizz_dumb The Doors are the Sweatshirt was what Huxley was originally going to call his book what with all time he spent looking at the textures of his clothing

Posted on March 21, 2014 at 2:11 pm 2

By whizz_dumb on Did People Watch Doll & Em Last Night?

OHHHHH the doors ARE the sweatshirt. Finally.

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 3:47 pm 1

By Gef the Talking Mongoose on How to Make a Successful TV Drama

Let's see how this matches up with my favorite show currently on TV.

Teenage girls and/or women with astoundingly fantastic hair, check.
Rituals with masks, metaphorical check.
Plaid, check.
Teenage girls and/or women with astoundingly fantastic skin, check.
Vast quantities of alcohol, check.
Men with amazing forearms, check.*
Taxidermy, check.**
Unusual teeth, check.
Amazing breasts, check.
People or things being underwater, check.***
Hot guys with secrets, OH YES CHECK.
Women with scratchy voices, DOUBLE CHECK LIKE ALL OF THEM.

It's official, RuPaul's Drag Race is the best drama on television right now. You heard it here first.

* Cf. "Pit Crew"
* Stuffed crows, "Game of Thrones" outfit.
** Last season premiere, "I was giving Helen Keller drowning realness". Don't ask.

Posted on March 5, 2014 at 1:41 pm 2

By Statham on My Special Friend

@Statham Or she. I'm so inconsiderate I never even bothered to ask.

Posted on February 5, 2014 at 2:39 pm 4

By adorable-eggplant on My Special Friend

@noReally Put a ring-tone on it.

Posted on February 5, 2014 at 1:54 pm 19

By bckcntry on Amaryllis, Flower Cult

For the Lunar New Year every year, we cut apple branches and put them in a vase with water to force them to bloom. I takes about 2 to 3 weeks. You can do the same with cherry and plums (and probably others), but we do apple because there are a lot around here.

Posted on February 5, 2014 at 7:57 am 1

By Lucienne on Amaryllis, Flower Cult

@Lucienne OH I SEE: http://www.marthastewart.com/244252/frozen-vodka

Posted on February 4, 2014 at 12:34 pm 3

By PaperbackLady on Thank You, Dinosaur Erotica

I spent a very entertaining evening reading the Amazon reviews for these books. "Accurate and relatable".

Posted on December 27, 2013 at 1:35 pm 5

By roseandthen on Why You Should Buy the Hairpin Kindle Serial Thing

Really though. I finally bought it after reading Jim's piece here--and have already read the first three of the series. It is so good, so cheap, so lovely. It's worth a purchase.

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 3:33 pm 1

By 3586681@twitter on The OkCupid Honesty Project: An Exercise in Truth-Telling

Wouldn't radical transparency include the fact that the profile was set up exclusively to cull responses for an art project and include using private communication without permission?

Posted on October 17, 2013 at 3:07 pm 11