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On Other People's Kids, Homes

What?

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 4:00 pm 2

On Other People's Kids, Homes

I've got something for you here. Something I think you'll like. Jump down, and I'll show you.

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 3:59 pm 2

On Other People's Kids, Homes

Hello, young man. What a magnificent tree-house. Did you build it yourself?

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 3:57 pm 4

On Other People's Kids, Homes

Now, the most important thing you should know about real witches is this - now listen very carefully! Real witches dress in ordinary clothes, and look very much like ordinary women.

They live in ordinary houses, and they work in ordinary jobs.

Witches spend their time plotting to kill children, stalking the wretched child like a hunter stalks a bird in the forest.

Real witches are very cruel, and they have a highly developed sense of smell. A real witch could smell you across the street on a pitch-black night.

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 3:56 pm 11

On Other People's Kids, Homes

"Witches of England...You are a disgrace! Miserable witches! You are good-for-nothing worms! Everywhere I look, I see the repulsive sight of hundreds, thousands of revolting little children... I ask you! Why? One child a week is no good to me!

"We will do better! We will do much better!"

"Better is no good either! I demand maximum results!

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 3:53 pm 22

On Other People's Kids, Homes

UNACCEPTABLE.

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 3:36 pm 10

On Other People's Kids, Homes

just so we're clear even i think that shit is messed up

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 3:33 pm 46

On Remembering Lilith: Jewel

Without Jewel, there is no Taylor Swift.

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 3:25 pm 8

On Diamonds for Lunch

If your fiance gives you a diamond worth more than 4 carats, legally you are not allowed to cheat on him.

Posted on May 6, 2013 at 2:59 pm 13

On Butch, Please

@wallsdonotfall HELLO.

Posted on May 3, 2013 at 6:06 pm 1