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On Thank You So Much For Being With Me Tonight to Celebrate My Twenty-Five-And-Twelve-Month Birthday

i am older than you could possibly imagine

Posted on July 30, 2013 at 4:16 pm 10

On Friday Open Thread

I don't LEAVE tonight, my GOODBYE party is tonight, silly!!

Posted on May 10, 2013 at 7:16 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

hey dummy!!!!

Posted on May 10, 2013 at 7:16 pm 3

On I Don't Believe in Ghosts (So How Did the Empty Dog Kennel Break Down Our Door?)

@Lu2 That's ridiculous, that's some kinda death double standard, I demand a refund

Posted on May 10, 2013 at 6:02 pm 3

On I Don't Believe in Ghosts (So How Did the Empty Dog Kennel Break Down Our Door?)

But wait, so many people have been alive since Chapter One of People: The Animated series, right? Like, if you really believe that yes, after someone dies some kind of energy that is occasionally capable of physical manifestation hangs around on earth, wouldn't the entirety of the Middle East be jam-packed with like, ziggurat builders and australopithecus ghosts and Haran, father of Abraham who begat Ishmael and so on?

The dead would outnumber the living by a factor of a really high number! We wouldn't be able to sneeze without angering some murdered widow and an entire clan of pre-literate cave people who all starved to death in like, 5000 BCE!

Posted on May 10, 2013 at 3:11 pm 9

On I Don't Believe in Ghosts (So How Did the Empty Dog Kennel Break Down Our Door?)

That is one of my favorite accidental typos. "I do not believe ghosts. They have no reason to maintain ties of honor with the living, for there is nothing left that binds them to our ways."

Posted on May 10, 2013 at 3:08 pm 12

On A Chat With The Hairpin's New Editor, Emma Carmichael

we can already make him dance

Posted on May 8, 2013 at 3:15 pm 20

On Other People's Kids, Homes

Look, I'll leave him here if you like, then you can come down on your own and get him. They wriggle away quite quickly...unless you tell them not to.

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 4:03 pm 6

On Other People's Kids, Homes

There's nothing to be frightened of. I just wanted to give you this. I find him on my walks, he's quite harmless. See? Little boys love snakes. Here, he's yours.

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 4:02 pm 3

On Other People's Kids, Homes

It's worth a lot of money...

Posted on May 7, 2013 at 4:00 pm 2