On Thank You So Much For Being With Me Tonight to Celebrate My Twenty-Five-And-Twelve-Month Birthday
i am older than you could possibly imagine
I don't LEAVE tonight, my GOODBYE party is tonight, silly!!
@Lu2 That's ridiculous, that's some kinda death double standard, I demand a refund
But wait, so many people have been alive since Chapter One of People: The Animated series, right? Like, if you really believe that yes, after someone dies some kind of energy that is occasionally capable of physical manifestation hangs around on earth, wouldn't the entirety of the Middle East be jam-packed with like, ziggurat builders and australopithecus ghosts and Haran, father of Abraham who begat Ishmael and so on?
The dead would outnumber the living by a factor of a really high number! We wouldn't be able to sneeze without angering some murdered widow and an entire clan of pre-literate cave people who all starved to death in like, 5000 BCE!
That is one of my favorite accidental typos. "I do not believe ghosts. They have no reason to maintain ties of honor with the living, for there is nothing left that binds them to our ways."
we can already make him dance
Look, I'll leave him here if you like, then you can come down on your own and get him. They wriggle away quite quickly...unless you tell them not to.
There's nothing to be frightened of. I just wanted to give you this. I find him on my walks, he's quite harmless. See? Little boys love snakes. Here, he's yours.
It's worth a lot of money...