On Great Art in Ugly Rooms

@Emby All the new Taco Bell's in my area are doing this "edgy" look. I kinda miss the cartoon jalapeno looking Taco Bell from the 90's. Drunk food just makes me nostalgic like that.

Posted on June 10, 2013 at 3:57 pm 0

On Thoughts Upon Receiving a Ludicrously Enormous Tip

@Absurd Bird @Absurd Bird Yes! And also, what if people never threw dirty diapers in the parking lots, and always covered their mouths when they sneezed, and never took more items into the "10 items or less" isle. My point is, we live in an imperfect world, where not everything is as it should be.

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 5:46 pm 11

On Thoughts Upon Receiving a Ludicrously Enormous Tip

@Count Chocula Pro tip. Move the decimal one place over to the left, then double whatever it is. So if your meal was $40.00, move it over to make $4.00, then leave an $8.00 tip.

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 5:34 pm 4

On Eleven Nearly Forgotten Childhood Films

@Dancercise Such a terrible movie! I still have it on VHS, right next to A Troll in Central Park (which is also a terrible movie). I think, as a kid, as long as it had colors, and singing, I just ate it up.

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 5:27 pm 0

On DLT Origins

I think the best thing about the Cool Ranch taco is the commercial with the guy saying "they should make a cooooooll ranch" taco. My sister and I have taken to saying "cooooooll ranch", whenever someone says the word cool.
I think there is something about being siblings that makes a person way more open to weirdness.

Posted on May 6, 2013 at 11:30 am 7

On DLT Origins

@nic'kalmus@twitter Yeah! Takin the frito pie to the next level!

Posted on May 6, 2013 at 11:27 am 0

On DLT Origins

@fondue with cheddar Just like my date last night! *badum tiss*

Ok I'll go home now.

Posted on May 6, 2013 at 11:26 am 6

On DLT Origins

@does it need saying Because Cool Ranch is so amazing that Doritos could not bear for anyone, even celiac suffers, to go without them.

Posted on May 6, 2013 at 11:24 am 7

On First They Came for the Baggy Pants

@werewolfbarmitzvah But bow ties are cool!

Posted on April 30, 2013 at 12:38 pm 11

On On Subcultures

@Probs How do LARPers decide outcomes of tasks? I would think it would be pretty difficult to roll dice, and add up your ability score, while trying to fight your opponent. Do they use some other method?

Posted on April 29, 2013 at 12:22 pm 0