On MAD LIBS: Indie Female Musician Album Review Edition

I see your Tori and Fiona and raise you a Liz, just to make it interesting.

Posted on February 19, 2015 at 5:22 pm 0

On How Sarah Koenig Would Describe Various Celebrities If They Were Ever Interviewed on Serial

Oh, I have been the subject of a few imaginary This American Life episodes. I mean, no I haven't you didn't hear anything.

Posted on February 10, 2015 at 3:31 pm 0

On Movie Gets Poster

I thought he was gonna settle down and make furniture?

Posted on February 4, 2015 at 10:46 am 0

On 7 Things A Man Only Does If He’s Serious About You

This relationship isn't about...WHOOPSY DOOPSY!

Posted on January 29, 2015 at 10:30 am 0

On Welcome to Fourth Wave Coffee

Sounds like Drunk Uncle got sober.

Posted on January 27, 2015 at 3:26 pm 0

On 1 Weird Trick

I like acceptance speeches for how they're a re-collection of all the work and collaboration and generosity that has gone into a project that actually became successful. Just hearing the winner list all the people I've never heard of that helped them suggests that a) maybe I can collect the right people around me to do something and b) maybe I can be somehow instrumental in someone being able to do something.

Posted on December 4, 2014 at 3:59 pm 1

On Men Explain Cars To Me

Man, that guy who saw World War Z has STANDARDS!

Posted on November 24, 2014 at 1:35 pm 0

On Fathers Head To The Kitchen

Wait wait wait. Cooking dinner is basically like pulling a WHOLE OTHER SHIFT of work after the shift of work work you just finished. This defies possibility. Men continue to amaze.

Posted on November 24, 2014 at 12:42 pm 4

On Women Real Tired of Your Shit in Art

Almost as awkward as if you called some sexy talk to your boyfriend from behind a closed door, then opened the door to find only: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Wilhelm_Bendz_-_Portrait_of_an_elderly_woman._-_Google_Art_Project.jpg

Posted on November 18, 2014 at 8:39 am 1

On Selfies Explained

@Owen Coil
In fairness, I think Kim's book was maybe a desperate attempt to preempt this robot selfie, which is likely to rule the game for a long time:

Posted on November 13, 2014 at 11:06 am 0