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On The Franco LaBeouf Pie

I've said it before and I'll say it again: if dog poop could speak, it would be in Pitbull's voice.

Posted on April 4, 2014 at 10:00 am 1

On Late Show With Not A Man

Not that she's done anything like it before (other than hosting SNL) or would necessarily want to, but I think Melissa McCarthy would make a fine Late Show host.

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 7:37 pm 3

On Croatian Constitutional Court Upholds Mandatory Child Vaccination

SOMEONE just lost out on all the collective tourism dollars of Jenny McCarthy's twitter following...

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 2:33 pm 0

On "PRODUCT DETAILS: This attachment for your bath will hold your beverage in a wine glass while you bathe."

@KJZ
I smiled from the inside at seeing someone other than Q-Tip use the phrase in such natural context.

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 10:37 am 5

On Let's Build a Dependable Stool

Did anyone else initially think this was about digestive regularity?

Posted on March 20, 2014 at 9:53 am 0

On Finally, Some Endives for a Diva Like Me

@Mlle Mlle
Sounds like you could use a double Qream on the rocks in such a situation...

Posted on March 19, 2014 at 11:36 am 3

On Twenty Additional Ways To Leave Your Lover

Maybe we need an update for every new "Top Baby Names" list. I mean, what does one tell Aiden, Jacob, and Liam?

Posted on March 18, 2014 at 3:49 pm 1

On "Another thing I like to do is give my vagina a little vitamin D. [Laughs]"

@idrathernot
I get it now! Thank you.

Posted on March 17, 2014 at 1:41 pm 0

On Sia, "Chandelier"

Hairpin Challenge! Only link to music by artists whose name rhymes with yours for the rest of March!

Posted on March 17, 2014 at 10:50 am 1

On The Greatest Video of All Time

@coolallison
I heard his team is in talks with Julie Klausner for a "How Was Your Presidency?" special. Then I woke up.

Posted on March 11, 2014 at 11:28 am 0