On 1 Weird Trick

I like acceptance speeches for how they're a re-collection of all the work and collaboration and generosity that has gone into a project that actually became successful. Just hearing the winner list all the people I've never heard of that helped them suggests that a) maybe I can collect the right people around me to do something and b) maybe I can be somehow instrumental in someone being able to do something.

Posted on December 4, 2014 at 3:59 pm 1

On Men Explain Cars To Me

Man, that guy who saw World War Z has STANDARDS!

Posted on November 24, 2014 at 1:35 pm 0

On Fathers Head To The Kitchen

Wait wait wait. Cooking dinner is basically like pulling a WHOLE OTHER SHIFT of work after the shift of work work you just finished. This defies possibility. Men continue to amaze.

Posted on November 24, 2014 at 12:42 pm 4

On Women Real Tired of Your Shit in Art

Almost as awkward as if you called some sexy talk to your boyfriend from behind a closed door, then opened the door to find only: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Wilhelm_Bendz_-_Portrait_of_an_elderly_woman._-_Google_Art_Project.jpg

Posted on November 18, 2014 at 8:39 am 1

On Selfies Explained

@Owen Coil
In fairness, I think Kim's book was maybe a desperate attempt to preempt this robot selfie, which is likely to rule the game for a long time:

Posted on November 13, 2014 at 11:06 am 0

On Selfies Explained

Who will seflie the selfies?

Posted on November 10, 2014 at 9:49 am 2

On The Worst Time Kris Jenner Taught Me To Make Pumpkin Bread


I can't get over how animatronic she looks on the cover.

Posted on November 6, 2014 at 10:10 pm 0

On A Conversation Among Me, Katy Perry, and Sylvia Plath on Birthdays


Posted on October 24, 2014 at 12:45 pm 1

On Yogurt Ghosts Laughing Alone With Salad on Their Heads


Posted on October 20, 2014 at 11:48 am 1

On How Many Types of Millennials Are There?

I thought of this last night when I went to the store to buy potatoes. (For real).

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 10:55 am 0