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On Not Like Most Girls

@Lisa Frank I like business...transactions.

Posted on September 9, 2014 at 12:07 pm 0

On When You're Unemployed

I love you and I love this. I am about to be unemployed (last day: Monday) and while I am finally feeling very zen about it after two months of misery, I can attest to the truth of the constant "fuck everyone" mantra.

I signed up with a temp agency today and I was so overqualified the lady practically signed my forms for me. After 9 failed interviews and 50 job apps it felt real good to impress someone with my experience.

Posted on June 24, 2014 at 3:24 pm 1

On The Best Time I Lubricated My Chicken's Vagina-Butt

Just a Tucsonan saying hiiiiiii. . .

Posted on May 20, 2014 at 4:57 pm 0

On A Bro Confronts Brodom

@and it's not even my birthday

Woe is bro.

Posted on May 8, 2014 at 3:31 pm 3

On Today's Aspirational Octopus Video

Hope your watch is waterproof dude.

Posted on May 8, 2014 at 3:26 pm 0

On Middlemarch Is a Sexy Novel About Sex

@LiterarySara Umm but what about Cold Comfort? http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnyd9u9vva1qi5uyeo1_500.jpg

Posted on January 30, 2014 at 11:36 pm 0

On I Am So Sorry You Probably Didn't Have An Orgasm That Time We Hooked Up

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Posted on November 12, 2013 at 5:27 pm 1

On How My Obsession With Furnishing A Future Put Me Nearly $40,000 In Debt

@mirah I don't know. I'm seeing some anger and pettiness, but also some very good critiques on the subject, story, and the writing. It's hard for me to imagine that the writer didn't experience equally scathing and nerve-wracking critiques in creative writing programs in grad and undergrad.

Posted on November 5, 2013 at 6:44 pm 1

On How to Bring Your Lunch to Work: A Guide

@TheCheesemanCometh I live off of Jimmy Johns. I have a JJ thought bubble and then they just appear. It's kind of sad. But delicious.

Posted on November 5, 2013 at 4:22 pm 0

On Ridden By the Hag: My Sleep Paralysis Visitors

Sleep paralysis is awful. I have fortunately never had threatening figures appear, but I will be in my half-asleep state and terrified that I'm unable to move. I get afraid that I'll stop being able to breathe and won't be able to do anything about it. I have also found that it's worse when I'm on my back, so if I can sleep on my side or stomach I can usually avoid it!

Posted on October 30, 2013 at 3:35 pm 0