I love you and I love this. I am about to be unemployed (last day: Monday) and while I am finally feeling very zen about it after two months of misery, I can attest to the truth of the constant "fuck everyone" mantra.
I signed up with a temp agency today and I was so overqualified the lady practically signed my forms for me. After 9 failed interviews and 50 job apps it felt real good to impress someone with my experience.
Just a Tucsonan saying hiiiiiii. . .
@and it's not even my birthday
Woe is bro.
Hope your watch is waterproof dude.
@LiterarySara Umm but what about Cold Comfort? http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnyd9u9vva1qi5uyeo1_500.jpg
@mirah I don't know. I'm seeing some anger and pettiness, but also some very good critiques on the subject, story, and the writing. It's hard for me to imagine that the writer didn't experience equally scathing and nerve-wracking critiques in creative writing programs in grad and undergrad.
@TheCheesemanCometh I live off of Jimmy Johns. I have a JJ thought bubble and then they just appear. It's kind of sad. But delicious.
Sleep paralysis is awful. I have fortunately never had threatening figures appear, but I will be in my half-asleep state and terrified that I'm unable to move. I get afraid that I'll stop being able to breathe and won't be able to do anything about it. I have also found that it's worse when I'm on my back, so if I can sleep on my side or stomach I can usually avoid it!
I am a slob and have always been one, but once I moved in with my boyfriend/now husband and then we bought a house, some part of me went insane. The mess makes me crazy, I feel guilty and horrible, like a bad human being. I have spent a lot of time wondering about this feeling and hating it. I am finally hiring someone to actually clean and it is going to be FABULOUS. We also just hired someone to do our weeding and yard work and it feels so good. It is actually very affordable. And worth it. So worth it.