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On Sestina About Hangovers For a 25-Year-Old From a Person Over 40

Haiku from a 20 something alcholic to a person over 40

I am in AA
I've had three day hangovers
You have no idea

Posted on January 2, 2014 at 12:58 pm 1

On Interview With a Male CEO of a Women's Magazine

This is brilliant. Eudora Peterson is a genius and should be super famous.

Posted on September 17, 2013 at 3:17 pm 2

On "AMERICAN: With the prefix 'all,' a blonde."

INTENSIFIES: What happens to my pre-existing crush on Teju Cole after I read this.

Posted on August 29, 2013 at 2:11 pm 2

On Smoking With Friends

Because there's nothing that helps loneliness like an article telling you that your loneliness is literally killing you.

Posted on May 13, 2013 at 10:32 am 14

On Interview With a Virgin: Bette

@MilesofMountains I did too!

Posted on April 15, 2013 at 12:47 pm 0

On Interview With a Virgin: Bette

Bette, thank you for being so honest and open! Your story is going to help a lot of people.

Posted on April 15, 2013 at 12:41 pm 2

On 500 Days Alone In: The World

@christonacracker Jinx! But it seriously bears repeating.

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 12:42 pm 2

On 500 Days Alone In: The World

HOW DO YOU PAY FOR A 500 DAY TRIP AROUND THE WORLD???

Posted on April 11, 2013 at 12:41 pm 10

On Living Your Dream, Drunk on Ancient Liquor

Don't hate on Pittsburgh! It is America's most livable city. Even if you are a ghost.

Posted on March 26, 2013 at 2:09 pm 7

On The New SAHM

It is fucking amazing the lengths people will go to protect the status quo and convince women that they had it better back before Betty Friedan. They (THEY) can write as many trend articles as they want on how it's hip to have babies young, become a housewife, and acknowledge that "feminism has fizzled" and I still won't listen. They can keep polishing that old, antiquated turd all they want- it's still a turd and I'm not buying it!

Posted on March 18, 2013 at 1:48 pm 30