...and this is when Noodge realized that The Hairpin is wayyyyyy too young for her now.
My vote is for Cotton-Eyed Joe by Rednex.
@mayonegg PS I swear I am not 16
One time, I was having some "alone time" with the radio on in the background, and Bette Midler's "From A Distance" came on.
I can't finish with her shouting "GOD IS WATCHING US!" at me.
100% updating my Facebook profile picture from one photo of me & my husband to another photo of me and my husband
@noodge The worst bit is that the "mitt-like paws" makes me want a bad photoshop where his hands are Mitt Romney heads.
If anyone needs a positive counterpoint to this story, I highly recommend checking out the Gazillion Voices Project, which is run by and for adults who were adopted as children. http://gazillionvoices.com/
By Lu2 on Good Man Profiled
@noodge I'd love to see that MS Paint Identi-Kit version of the description. But, that picture at the bottom of the article, the man with the hat on--is that Matlack? He looks different from the man in the picture with the two boys. I disagree with the author of the article that those are "unusually large teeth." I see a lot of gum instead. Which version of Matlack to follow?
P.S. If you do it, could you draw him as a Matlack/Matlock hybrid? Put him in the courtroom or something. ;-) (I don't know, I've never seen "Matlock," but I think he was a lawyer.)
These guys piss me off even more than the MRA folks BC there's some kind of productive discussion to be had on these issues but now they've salted the earth for 10,000 years.
@leonstj I stand by my nomination.