@Mackenzie the corgi ahaha I laughed out loud. Sounds like something we'd do in my family.
@moonshiner !!! OMG I love this one.
@Mariajoseh oh and I told this one on Twitter but it's so good. When one of my sisters was in like, 1st grade, my other sister (who was in 4th grade) told her that clothes didn't exist in the times of the Spanish conquest, so she drew a bunch of naked people for her history homework with a note explaining that they didn't wear clothes back then. The homework came back with a note from the teacher who was like "They did wear clothes, dear stupid student." I still laugh thinking about that drawing.
We do A LOT of trolling in my family. It probably all started when I was like 4 or 5 (and an only child at the time) and had a stuffed crosseyed fox that scared the shit out of me, so every night I took it outside my bedroom... and my mom put it inside every damn day. I thought she didn't know it scared me but years later she admitted that she was well aware and did it for fun.
@talie hahaha one of my sisters used to do that but with plastic lizards, spiders, etc. We lived with my grandparents and my grandma HATES lizards.
I had lice a few years ago and then again a few months ago. It feels a lot like this-
Ths was so good and inspiring and now I'm hungry.
this was lovely!
@Jaya <3 even more perfect than I imagined. Thank you!
I really loved this. This year I got a raise I didn't ask for, a major media company "headhunted" me (didn't work out, still felt pretty good), I decided to move in with my boyfriend and followed up on my savings plan to make it happen and, most importantly, I wrote about and talked about and read about about and listened feminism more than ever. I feel like I'm so close to figuring out how I want to live my life. Also, I kept my toxic father out of it.