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lemonadefish

New, improved debauchery!

On Animal Farm, But Worse

BRB, ordering a 20' dalmatian for the driveway.

Posted on November 20, 2014 at 6:35 pm 0

On A Really Bad Month

Fantastic drawings, and a moving story.

Posted on November 6, 2014 at 3:41 pm 0

On What to Wear at Fancy Halloween Parties

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) But where will you get your canoe skates insignia to hang about your waist??

Posted on October 24, 2014 at 9:50 am 1

On Halloween Advent Calendar 2014: Estate Jewelry

I want pretty much all of these.

Posted on October 21, 2014 at 2:32 pm 1

On "Too Many" Straight Friends, Hiding Your Sex Tools, and Life in the Queer Lane

@LilyB Oh this is very clever! I have just begun wondering about the racier aspects of baby-proofing...

Posted on October 14, 2014 at 9:52 am 0

On Six Signs You're Truly Comfortable In Your Relationship

I've done #1 and #5. Except never blue, just funny-shaped or impressively large.

Posted on September 17, 2014 at 10:04 am 0

On The Best Time I Watched My Doctor Examine My Stool Sample

@Claire Lovell OMG that is a terrible terrible nightmare.

Posted on September 11, 2014 at 11:37 am 0

On Croatian Constitutional Court Upholds Mandatory Child Vaccination

@ru_ri I say all sorts of terribly rude things, like "I hope you only kill your own child, not someone else's cancer patient with your stupid decision." Generally this means I don't have a lot of friends who don't vaccinate, which I am fine with.

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 3:32 pm 4

On Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner

@stonefruit I just go ahead and go to bed. It works pretty well!

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 1:31 pm 0

On Everyone Was Hungover and Nothing Happened

They certainly started deterring me once I hit 25 or 26... Binge drinking is for the young!

Posted on March 5, 2014 at 11:21 am 0