New, improved debauchery!

On Halloween Advent Calendar 2014: Estate Jewelry

I want pretty much all of these.

Posted on October 21, 2014 at 2:32 pm 1

On "Too Many" Straight Friends, Hiding Your Sex Tools, and Life in the Queer Lane

@LilyB Oh this is very clever! I have just begun wondering about the racier aspects of baby-proofing...

Posted on October 14, 2014 at 9:52 am 0

On Six Signs You're Truly Comfortable In Your Relationship

I've done #1 and #5. Except never blue, just funny-shaped or impressively large.

Posted on September 17, 2014 at 10:04 am 0

On The Best Time I Watched My Doctor Examine My Stool Sample

@Claire Lovell OMG that is a terrible terrible nightmare.

Posted on September 11, 2014 at 11:37 am 0

On Croatian Constitutional Court Upholds Mandatory Child Vaccination

@ru_ri I say all sorts of terribly rude things, like "I hope you only kill your own child, not someone else's cancer patient with your stupid decision." Generally this means I don't have a lot of friends who don't vaccinate, which I am fine with.

Posted on March 26, 2014 at 3:32 pm 4

On Signs I Want You To Leave My House After I've Hosted You for Dinner

@stonefruit I just go ahead and go to bed. It works pretty well!

Posted on March 24, 2014 at 1:31 pm 0

On Everyone Was Hungover and Nothing Happened

They certainly started deterring me once I hit 25 or 26... Binge drinking is for the young!

Posted on March 5, 2014 at 11:21 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Miss Maszkerádi I would just like to say my husband was a 24 year old virgin when I found him, and it has worked out just fine for us. You'll be fine!

Posted on February 14, 2014 at 8:23 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@up cubed Fit Fit Fit! I have the base model, and I like it just fine (the floor mats are like $100). My husband often grouches that he wishes it had cruise control, but he rarely drives it, and I don't like cruise control... I think the spoiler and underbody trim are tacky on the Sport. Once in a while I wish I had keyless entry, but not enough to have paid the extra $2500 or whatever.

I have a 2007, my dad has a 2008, my sister has a 2009, her old roommate has a 2010, my MIL has a 2012... we are all very happy with them, no matter the model.

Posted on February 14, 2014 at 8:21 pm 0

On Thoughts I Had at Naked Yoga

...what kind of poses does one do in naked yoga? Because I'm just not sure that a lot of them are compatible with exposed assholes... This just seems like a terrible, terrible idea. Are you outside? At least a breeze might help...

Posted on February 6, 2014 at 8:08 pm 2