New, improved debauchery!
BRB, ordering a 20' dalmatian for the driveway.
Fantastic drawings, and a moving story.
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) But where will you get your canoe skates insignia to hang about your waist??
I want pretty much all of these.
@LilyB Oh this is very clever! I have just begun wondering about the racier aspects of baby-proofing...
I've done #1 and #5. Except never blue, just funny-shaped or impressively large.
@Claire Lovell OMG that is a terrible terrible nightmare.
@ru_ri I say all sorts of terribly rude things, like "I hope you only kill your own child, not someone else's cancer patient with your stupid decision." Generally this means I don't have a lot of friends who don't vaccinate, which I am fine with.
@stonefruit I just go ahead and go to bed. It works pretty well!
They certainly started deterring me once I hit 25 or 26... Binge drinking is for the young!