On The Best Time I Watched My Doctor Examine My Stool Sample

Oh my God, I feel so bad for you for having to go through this but I also am crying from laughing. By far the best poop story I've read all day.

Posted on September 10, 2014 at 4:05 pm 2

On Mad Libs: New York Times Real Estate Edition 

Oh my God, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at this. Nutria!

Posted on June 19, 2014 at 12:49 pm 0

On Is Snooze the Enemy?

This made me take a second look at the iPhone alarm clock and GUESS WHAT you can totally disable snooze on your alarms now. Tim Cook creates/solves all your problems!

Posted on October 23, 2013 at 3:30 pm 0

On A Life in Celebrity Encounters

@CeeJay Cregg I saw Jay Levine on the Red Line a couple of weeks ago. He rode from Chicago to Lake, which is what, a five minute walk? (Also you know Bill and Walter retired again, right? <3 u, Bill Kurtis)

Posted on May 8, 2013 at 1:55 am 0

On Chicago: Hot or Not?

@ohmy BIG STAR TACOS YES. That, and Hot Chocolate are the two things not to be missed in Wicker Park.

Posted on April 29, 2013 at 7:58 pm 0

On Chicago: Hot or Not?

@Olivia2.0 UGH WRIGLEYVILLE. I am actually looking at Wrigley Field through my living room window right now — Cubs game is about to start. Why did I think this neighborhood was a good idea? So many drunk people and random barf-piles on the sidewalks. I used to live about six blocks from here right off Halsted and I MISS BOYSTOWN SOOOOOOO MUCH YOU GUYS.

Posted on April 29, 2013 at 7:56 pm 1

On Today I Will Go To Chipotle for Lunch

@I AM DIAPHENA ha! As soon as you said it I was like, yesssssssss that is totally B&B looking toward the lake. Lakeview represent!

Posted on April 10, 2013 at 1:41 pm 0

On An Extremely Specific Pop Culture Update

My friend had a New Year's resolution to go all year without getting the Jurassic Park theme stuck in her head. I think she made it to 8:30 AM?

Posted on January 12, 2013 at 12:51 am 0

On Unreleased Celebrity Fragrances

This is my favorite thing on the 'pin this week. Really really. Plus? I can't even express how relieved I am to know I'm not the only one who wonders what Tom Waits smells like.

Posted on January 12, 2013 at 12:47 am 0

On The $625 Apartment

My boyfriend and I get a spacious two-bed in a four flat in Wrigleyville (oh, who are we kidding; it's totally in Boystown) Chicago for $2300, which is really not bad! Except it's not the noise from the sports bars or the gay bars or the drunken sports fans or the drag queens rehearsing next door that get us. No! We've been felled by poor/no soundproofing between units and a two year old upstairs who does sprints along the length of her apartment.

Posted on May 2, 2012 at 11:08 am 0