Oh my God, I feel so bad for you for having to go through this but I also am crying from laughing. By far the best poop story I've read all day.
Oh my God, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard at this. Nutria!
This made me take a second look at the iPhone alarm clock and GUESS WHAT you can totally disable snooze on your alarms now. Tim Cook creates/solves all your problems!
@CeeJay Cregg I saw Jay Levine on the Red Line a couple of weeks ago. He rode from Chicago to Lake, which is what, a five minute walk? (Also you know Bill and Walter retired again, right? <3 u, Bill Kurtis)
@ohmy BIG STAR TACOS YES. That, and Hot Chocolate are the two things not to be missed in Wicker Park.
@Olivia2.0 UGH WRIGLEYVILLE. I am actually looking at Wrigley Field through my living room window right now — Cubs game is about to start. Why did I think this neighborhood was a good idea? So many drunk people and random barf-piles on the sidewalks. I used to live about six blocks from here right off Halsted and I MISS BOYSTOWN SOOOOOOO MUCH YOU GUYS.
@I AM DIAPHENA ha! As soon as you said it I was like, yesssssssss that is totally B&B looking toward the lake. Lakeview represent!
My friend had a New Year's resolution to go all year without getting the Jurassic Park theme stuck in her head. I think she made it to 8:30 AM?
This is my favorite thing on the 'pin this week. Really really. Plus? I can't even express how relieved I am to know I'm not the only one who wonders what Tom Waits smells like.
My boyfriend and I get a spacious two-bed in a four flat in Wrigleyville (oh, who are we kidding; it's totally in Boystown) Chicago for $2300, which is really not bad! Except it's not the noise from the sports bars or the gay bars or the drunken sports fans or the drag queens rehearsing next door that get us. No! We've been felled by poor/no soundproofing between units and a two year old upstairs who does sprints along the length of her apartment.