On Kelly Rowland, "Dirty Laundry"

I am feeling this. Good for her.

Posted on May 15, 2013 at 11:25 am 0

On An E-Mail Announcement From the Proud New Mommy

I would like to meet the new mom who actually has places to go where she can wear a push present.

Ha ha! By which I mean I never want to meet that new mom.

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 2:56 pm 0

On Angelina Jolie: "My Medical Choice"

@seaview You are not alone but honestly I have a weird thing against Jolie that has nothing to do with this so part of me is sitting here thinking that she's reveling in the hero status. No woman SHOULD be ashamed of what she did, of course--I have no issue with what she did or that it's not a secret. But honestly if it were someone else (like Jennifer Aniston--just kidding) I probably would be more you go girly.

I am aware of my assholishness and won't even come back here to argue with you if you want to tell me more about how terrible I am.

Posted on May 14, 2013 at 2:54 pm 1

On Hi, Bobby Finger

@hallelujah ME CONCUR

Posted on April 3, 2013 at 1:32 pm 1

On You May Not Necessarily Want to Sleep With Todd

Oh Todd. You think this story's about you. 'Cause it is, and you're talking about it on your Facebook page. I think all stories about real people should use their real names.

Posted on April 2, 2013 at 1:36 pm 1

On Laird Hamilton Knows

My parents are crazy early birds: they wake up every morning at 5. One morning per usual my dad woke up, made the coffee, let out the dog and went to work while mom started her day. Then he called her from Lake Shore Drive and told her to go back to bed: it was actually 3 AM and he was coming back home.


Posted on March 28, 2013 at 1:39 pm 7

On Avocados for Lunch

@MmeLibrarian But what if he doesn't want to eat it and he just smushes it up and wastes it? Is that when I start spanking?

Posted on March 25, 2013 at 3:35 pm 2

On Avocados for Lunch

I used to hate avocados and now I love them to the point where I know they'd probably make a decent baby led weaning food but I don't want to waste perfectly good avocados on my dumb baby.

Posted on March 25, 2013 at 2:55 pm 10

On Paying Your Share and When You Can't

@Kirs my personal theory is that if you want a party you should throw one and if you can't afford that then say "Hey we're meeting out at the corner tavern from 6-8, stop by!" but I have friends who are really great people who don't see it that way so it is possible I am not right about everything always.

Posted on March 15, 2013 at 2:09 pm 6

On Paying Your Share and When You Can't

@Emma Peel I remember sensing a sea change a few years ago when my friends bragged about staying in instead of going out. It's kind of delightful. Then come the years when you don't know what the hell you want to do. I sound like I'm 105, don't I?

Posted on March 15, 2013 at 2:04 pm 6