@stonefruit I always say, the 4 most beautiful words in the English language are, "Pitchers and catchers report". Who is your team again? St. Louis?
@professionalmess This, exactly.
Sportsssssss SPORTS HAHA, YOU HATE ME DON'T YOU, SPORTS
We lost to the Eagles, hooray! We didn't show up til the 4th quarter, it was great! I'm not really sure why we even bother fielding special teams! Fucking swear to god.
Jameis Winston. Obviously, we don't know for sure what happened yet but, god, it's just again and again with athletes. Pro-tip: DO NOT read comments sections ANYWHERE, unless you want to hear about "how often college women 'cry rape'". Jesus fucking actual christ. Great/depressing piece on Deadspin:
Caps lost 4-zippy to the Pens, and I still hate Sidney Crosby.
Prince Fielder traded to the Rangers. Possibly because of "domestic issues". I...fucking hell.
I love sports but, my god, the culture of entitlement/violence/the list goes on, is...someone else finish this sentence, I'm too depressed.
But then again, sports are how I distract myself from being depressed! So! Tell me about your teams, you lovely people, you.
@laurel Ditto on this.
@yeah-elle Awww man, super stoked for you! Gloat away!
@yeah-elle The whole thing was hilarious, but yeah, I died at that part, and it reminded me of this.
Cops have 95% more power than they should, and I'm being generous. Just throw everything away.
@commanderbanana "How about we replace 'angels' with 'people'?"
@cocokins See, for me (and I think a number of others) I did not understand the appeal of BC until I saw this gif. He isn't classically handsome, but watching this gif just...makes my pants tingle.
Obviously, someone here has to post this: