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On Derek Jeter Saved My Family

:)

Posted on September 27, 2014 at 3:46 pm 0

On It's Been Real, Buds

Jia, I haven't commented here in quite some time, but I always kept reading, and I just want to say, good luck, godspeed, and I've truly enjoyed reading everything you've written (and all the music you've recommended).

Now go kick ass and take names. Can't wait to see what you do next.

ETA: I will miss your alt-text game, way to close it out with this gem.

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 4:02 pm 3

On Friday Open Thread

@OhMarie I just...I can't handle how it ended. Like, lose by 4, lose by 7, but please god, don't lose on a broken play that ends in a last second dunk. Goodbye ACC, sorry we loved money more than you.

Posted on March 15, 2014 at 11:49 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

@stonefruit Jeez, I appreciate it, friend. Been a long few months, miss you all to pieces. Can't adore the Purim costumes more. Brilliant. SPOOOOOOOOORTSSSSSSSSS 4eva :) :)

Posted on March 15, 2014 at 12:00 am 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)

MARYLAND MEN'S BASKETBALL, OH GOD, DID YOU HAVE TO LOSE THAT WAY, SWEET MERCIFUL BABY GOD

hi guys :)

Posted on March 14, 2014 at 7:07 pm 2

On Friday Open Thread

@OhMarie "UGH REDSKINS BARF"

Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 5:24 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) The Derrick Rose injury is too depressing for words.

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 5:04 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

@Onymous Yeah, I mean, we'll see how Cano works out, every payer is being overpaid these days, tis how the market works. If it makes you feel any better, we overpaid for Jayson Werth a couple years ago, his first season with us was TERRIBLE and then last year he was a MONSTER, a goddamn MVP candidate. Yeah, man, I know the RGIII drama is national news, but oh god, you have no idea how crazy it is actually being here. It is straight up daytime television at it's finest.

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 4:41 pm 0

On Friday Open Thread

SPORTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(Man...the lack of comments these days is upsetting, I don't want to make a big thing about it because...depressing...but, it would be great if you lovelies hung out with me on this weeks SPORTZZZ thread, and sorry it's been so long since we had a communal sports bitch sesh...)

HAHAHA THE REDSKINS, JUST, BEAT THAT WITH A STICK, MOTHERFUCKERS! WE ARE THE WORST! WE ARE THE WORST!

Rex Grossman on what he'll do if he is put in on Sunday:

"I would definitely sling it around."

please put in Sexy Rexy, please put in Sexy Rexy

The only way to salvage the season is to see the Sex Cannon sling some hot passes. (If you don't get the reference, check out the link below because it is beautiful)

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2006/11/f-k-it-im-throwing-it-downfield.html

Guys, hows yer teams?

Posted on December 13, 2013 at 4:13 pm 0

On Please Refer All Turkey Inquiries to C.J. Cregg

Donna : Ever year on Thanksgiving, the President pardons a turkey... and its your event.
CJ : Why are there two turkeys?
Donna : Customarily, the Press Secretary decides --
CJ : No.
Donna : -- which of the two finalists is more photogenic. Their names --
CJ : I don't want to know their names.
Donna : This one's Eric and this one's Troy.

Miss this show so much.

Posted on November 26, 2013 at 3:45 pm 1