Jia, I haven't commented here in quite some time, but I always kept reading, and I just want to say, good luck, godspeed, and I've truly enjoyed reading everything you've written (and all the music you've recommended).
Now go kick ass and take names. Can't wait to see what you do next.
ETA: I will miss your alt-text game, way to close it out with this gem.
@OhMarie I just...I can't handle how it ended. Like, lose by 4, lose by 7, but please god, don't lose on a broken play that ends in a last second dunk. Goodbye ACC, sorry we loved money more than you.
@stonefruit Jeez, I appreciate it, friend. Been a long few months, miss you all to pieces. Can't adore the Purim costumes more. Brilliant. SPOOOOOOOOORTSSSSSSSSS 4eva :) :)
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that)
MARYLAND MEN'S BASKETBALL, OH GOD, DID YOU HAVE TO LOSE THAT WAY, SWEET MERCIFUL BABY GOD
hi guys :)
@OhMarie "UGH REDSKINS BARF"
Truer words have never been spoken.
@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) The Derrick Rose injury is too depressing for words.
@Onymous Yeah, I mean, we'll see how Cano works out, every payer is being overpaid these days, tis how the market works. If it makes you feel any better, we overpaid for Jayson Werth a couple years ago, his first season with us was TERRIBLE and then last year he was a MONSTER, a goddamn MVP candidate. Yeah, man, I know the RGIII drama is national news, but oh god, you have no idea how crazy it is actually being here. It is straight up daytime television at it's finest.
(Man...the lack of comments these days is upsetting, I don't want to make a big thing about it because...depressing...but, it would be great if you lovelies hung out with me on this weeks SPORTZZZ thread, and sorry it's been so long since we had a communal sports bitch sesh...)
HAHAHA THE REDSKINS, JUST, BEAT THAT WITH A STICK, MOTHERFUCKERS! WE ARE THE WORST! WE ARE THE WORST!
Rex Grossman on what he'll do if he is put in on Sunday:
"I would definitely sling it around."
please put in Sexy Rexy, please put in Sexy Rexy
The only way to salvage the season is to see the Sex Cannon sling some hot passes. (If you don't get the reference, check out the link below because it is beautiful)
Guys, hows yer teams?
Donna : Ever year on Thanksgiving, the President pardons a turkey... and its your event.
CJ : Why are there two turkeys?
Donna : Customarily, the Press Secretary decides --
CJ : No.
Donna : -- which of the two finalists is more photogenic. Their names --
CJ : I don't want to know their names.
Donna : This one's Eric and this one's Troy.
Miss this show so much.
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose He is of a rather impressive girth, yes. His dad is Cecil, which is pretty regal sounding itself, so it makes sense.