By bevrockin on Friday Open Thread

@katiemcgillicuddy Praise Jesus that we whooped Texas A&M and Johnny Football last weekend! He is such an entitled ass! ROLL TIDE!

Posted on September 20, 2013 at 5:12 pm 2

By bananalise on Friday Open Thread

Which is when my coworker in a silent office eats an apple or plum or banana or ALL THREE and somehow manages to incorporate every gross sound possible. I posted a screed about this last week but it is HAPPENING AGAIN AND HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT LIKE IMAGINE EATING A BANANA WITH YOUR MOUTH OPEN WITHOUT USING YOUR TEETH JUST YOUR TONGUE AND THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH and also it is inexplicably juicy and HOW do you even MAKE an apple SOUND like that I mean is it made of STYROFOAM?

Fruit time is the worst time of day/life

Posted on September 6, 2013 at 4:38 pm 11

By bevrockin on Friday Open Thread

@somuchsugar Have you ever played Geoguessr? http://geoguessr.com/

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 3:17 pm 5

By adorable-eggplant on Friday Open Thread

Usually there is a baseball thread already going! But I don't see one, so I'm going to start it with this:

Posted on August 9, 2013 at 4:10 pm 12

By Faintly Macabre on A Very American Open Thread

So my dog has been very lazy and mopey lately, I think from a mixture of heat and old age. I tried to give him a baby carrot, which he usually loves, but he turned his snout away. I left it by him and went out of the room for a few minutes. When I came back, he was taking a nap on top of the carrot.

Posted on July 3, 2013 at 5:26 pm 4

By iceberg on A Very American Open Thread

@blushingflower Elopetopus!

Posted on July 3, 2013 at 3:21 pm 8

By blushingflower on A Very American Open Thread

@ellochka If I could make gifs, I would make one of the Nopetupus but instead of "nope nope nope" it would say "elope elope elope"

Posted on July 3, 2013 at 3:20 pm 26

By iceberg on A Very American Open Thread

@Absurd Bird hmm. the fanciest cheese you can afford, because you really are worth it?

Posted on July 3, 2013 at 2:51 pm 6

By I'm Right on Top of that, Rose on Friday Open Thread

So, Hairpin. About 100 days ago, I donated some stem cells to my dad to combat his stage-4 lymphoma. Since then, we've just been waiting to see how things would go. Well, the 100 Day Later scans show no evidence of cancer in his marrow, nor in the rest of his body.

My dad is coming home cancer free.

Posted on June 28, 2013 at 3:51 pm 83

By Jaya on Friday Open Thread

Ahhhh guys my and my friend Victoria's etiquette website goes up Monday!!! Uncommon-courtesy.com. This is my very polite way of asking you to read it! And send us questions! I probably should have hand-written you all notes on nice stationery but I am not that polite.

Posted on June 14, 2013 at 4:03 pm 17