@TheMnemosyne I feel like my ability to buy all the alphabet mac & cheese I want is the cornerstone of my adultness. No one can tell me to limit myself to a mere four boxes, because I am the boss of me.
By iceberg on Friday Open Thread
This week with the Bergy Bits:
The Diva already calls The Clown "Boy" - "Stop that, boy!" "Eat your breakfast, boy!" - but the other morning she literally stood on top of him. I may be raising a misandrist.
Dimples is pretty adamant that she wants to see the dinosaurs the next time we go to the zoo. I tried explaining "Honey, they don't have dinosaurs at the zoo", but she just glowered and shouted at me "I see dinosaurs at zoo!"
Bergy Bits vocab:
"It's too fit!" - it's too small and doesn't fit.
"It's too reach!" - It's too far away, I can't reach it.
"It's too stick!" - these French fries are unfit for toddler consumption.
"Diva, do you need fresh socks? You wore those ones yesterday."
"Yeah! They stinky! And smell like poop. It's nasty!"
@rosaline Yes - French in English subtitles. You'll love it for French practice.
By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on Teenage Girls, as Imagined By an 8-Year-Old in 1991
@laurel Sheer (green striped) brilliance
Man, I apparently did not expose my midriff enough when I was a teen.
@mollpants We all know what happened to Poor Michelle
@brista128 But you don't become friends
Hah, this is actually a little embarrassing to look at and read because I used to make these EXACT SAME LITTLE THINGS, with the lists of identity-defining factors and all, and it feels like you're all looking at my third grade diary!
A+ alt-text on the last image.
I love Sammi's dress!
Yeah that sounds about right.