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By adorable-eggplant on Are You a Grown Woman? An Informal Survey

@TheMnemosyne I feel like my ability to buy all the alphabet mac & cheese I want is the cornerstone of my adultness. No one can tell me to limit myself to a mere four boxes, because I am the boss of me.

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 3:21 pm 3

By iceberg on Friday Open Thread

This week with the Bergy Bits:

The Diva already calls The Clown "Boy" - "Stop that, boy!" "Eat your breakfast, boy!" - but the other morning she literally stood on top of him. I may be raising a misandrist.

Dimples is pretty adamant that she wants to see the dinosaurs the next time we go to the zoo. I tried explaining "Honey, they don't have dinosaurs at the zoo", but she just glowered and shouted at me "I see dinosaurs at zoo!"

Bergy Bits vocab:
"It's too fit!" - it's too small and doesn't fit.
"It's too reach!" - It's too far away, I can't reach it.
"It's too stick!" - these French fries are unfit for toddler consumption.

This morning:

"Diva, do you need fresh socks? You wore those ones yesterday."

"Yeah! They stinky! And smell like poop. It's nasty!"

Posted on December 20, 2013 at 3:10 pm 10

By Anne Helen Petersen on The Returned Is the Best Show on Television

@rosaline Yes - French in English subtitles. You'll love it for French practice.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 7:53 pm 1

By Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) on Teenage Girls, as Imagined By an 8-Year-Old in 1991

@laurel Sheer (green striped) brilliance

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 7:10 pm 1

By Megasus on Teenage Girls, as Imagined By an 8-Year-Old in 1991

Man, I apparently did not expose my midriff enough when I was a teen.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 4:00 pm 2

By ocello on Teenage Girls, as Imagined By an 8-Year-Old in 1991

@mollpants We all know what happened to Poor Michelle

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 3:32 pm 3

By Edith Zimmerman on Teenage Girls, as Imagined By an 8-Year-Old in 1991

@brista128 But you don't become friends

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 2:06 pm 8

By Dirty Hands on Teenage Girls, as Imagined By an 8-Year-Old in 1991

Hah, this is actually a little embarrassing to look at and read because I used to make these EXACT SAME LITTLE THINGS, with the lists of identity-defining factors and all, and it feels like you're all looking at my third grade diary!

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 2:03 pm 3

By adriana on Teenage Girls, as Imagined By an 8-Year-Old in 1991

A+ alt-text on the last image.

I love Sammi's dress!

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 12:51 pm 3

By Onymous on Teenage Girls, as Imagined By an 8-Year-Old in 1991

Hobby: Drinking
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Lives: Louisiana

Yeah that sounds about right.

Posted on December 19, 2013 at 12:48 pm 5