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By alannaofdoom on Friday Open Thread

@yeah-elle Don't chicken out! Here's my foolproof method: You'll want to get a running start, approach rapidly, then swerve and run the opposite direction. Try to get up some good speed, really accentuate the doppler effect. If you do it right, it's:

"...hhheeydOYOUWANNAGOOUTWithmeeeeee..."

60% of the time it works every time.

Posted on October 25, 2013 at 3:59 pm 9

By fondue with cheddar on Deep Thoughts I Had While Watching the One Direction Documentary

@KatieBarTheDoor I NOTICED THAT SO CUTE. And Purple Sweater is having a cuddly moment with his own puppy, which is also cute but not nearly as cute as Green Sweater's moment.

Posted on August 30, 2013 at 2:35 pm 1

By mochi on Deep Thoughts I Had While Watching the One Direction Documentary

wait, are they called that because they comb their hair in one direction?

Posted on August 30, 2013 at 2:25 pm 7

By supernovice on Friday Open Thread

@bevrockin enough toilet paper is super important. Also, if you're a lady, you probably already have a garbage in the bathroom but it's very, very annoying when somebody doesn't have one and you need it. Parties at all-male roommate houses, get outta my life.

Posted on August 23, 2013 at 3:30 pm 5

By lora.bee on What If Gwyneth Paltrow Is Merely a Mirror of Our Own Obnoxiousness?

@nyikint I still don't know if I should raise my hand

Posted on August 21, 2013 at 4:57 pm 36

By Heat Signature on One-Piece Think Piece

@sarpmiller Oh good! An excuse for me to pull out my "not all Christians are conservative and/or fundamentalist and in fact there are a bunch of us, more than you'd think, who are progressive and support progressive causes as extensions of the teachings of Jesus" comment!

Posted on August 21, 2013 at 12:14 pm 13

By leonstj on One-Piece Think Piece

@sarpmiller - I mean - I get the impulse, and conservative christians have done a LOT of really heinous shit. And I'm an atheist & not especially fond of religion...but...

Let's remember that the church made Mary a Saint, the Sisters of Charity are an amazing women's group, and there is still a lot of fighting nuns are doing within the church - and that's just the Catholics.

All of the women who raised me and taught me about how important feminist issues are were also raised in & still love religion, so we shouldn't just shut down people just because of their religion.

Posted on August 21, 2013 at 12:01 pm 13

By leonstj on The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

omg i just got 'i attract girls who are very good looking' and i'm wondering who goes on dating sites to explain to the people who they hope are attracted to them how the people who are attracted to be attractive

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 1:56 pm 3

By RK Fire on The Online Dating Lorem Ipsum Text Generator

Game of Thrones Game of Thrones food Indian food.

Finally, someone gets me!

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 1:12 pm 21

By janeeeee on Saying Sorry Is a Pretty-Girl Trick

@Heat Signature I read this sentence three times and I'm still not sure if I'm supposed to raise my hand if my friends do a lot of coke or if they don't.

Posted on August 20, 2013 at 12:59 pm 54