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By Lisa Frank on A Taxonomy of Ghosting

Moaning Myrtle: The very sad, very weepy ex who still sends long tortured emails months after the break up. All this after you only went on 5 dates.

The White Lady: Sends a wildly elaborate wedding invitation to your parent's address (you haven't spoken in YEARS) to make sure you know how great they are doing.

Posted on August 18, 2014 at 12:29 pm 3

By 16472748@twitter on Please Welcome Haley Mlotek

Thank god the pie charts are *circles* of statistics.

Posted on August 15, 2014 at 10:10 am 2

By whiskeyrobot on The Best Time I Worked As a Cruise Ship Comedian

I rarely log in to comment, but this was so funny! I laughed at work, which I'm not even sure is allowed! Then I clicked over to your tumblr and that was also funny. Please write more things. I'm super glad you got to take a break from the soul-crushing anxiety of trying to live a creative life and enjoy what sounds like half vacation, half job! Wooo!

Posted on August 14, 2014 at 5:45 pm 1

By Julie the T on #Ferguson on Day Five

I just...this is America, huh? Everything about this makes me sick to my stomach. Thanks you for continuing to report on it - please keep it up.

Posted on August 14, 2014 at 9:25 am 4

By MollyBeachMurphy on Two Victors

Thank y'all! So meaningful to read these. Apologies for the desk crying!

Posted on August 12, 2014 at 3:03 pm 2

By Carly Romeo@facebook on I Swear I'm Going to Be a Really Cool Bride

Wedding photog here, laughing through my tears. Would love too see Mrs Brayden Wilcox's letter to her wedding photographer, which is probably like "I don't think we need a lot of formal shots, but just so we keep everything in order here's a list of 35 family groupings I definitely want. Gotta please the fam! :)" and "I know it's totally cliche and basically meaningless and that engagement rings are like totally a sexist tradition but can you just maybe put my engagement ring inside this rosebud and make sure you get at least maybe just 10 angles on that? THANKS XOXO"

Posted on August 12, 2014 at 1:33 pm 8

By Lucienne on The Essential Life Lessons of the Dairy Queen Sisterhood

"because I had been masturbating unsuccessfully with a Conair curling iron for about 2 years."

tiny screams

Posted on June 5, 2014 at 4:22 pm 1

By NellyBly on What I’ve Learned About the Weddings I Remembered

Can I just say I'm semi obsessed with the outfits here? The magenta wrap dress with vintage earrings! black wool minidress with buttons up the back!

Posted on May 1, 2014 at 9:40 am 1

By meetapossum on My Valiant Battle Against a Loud Co-Co-Worker, Part I

@Stevie I have had this happen more than once around Herald Sq, but I have mostly perfected my annoyed sigh/"REALLY?"

Posted on November 15, 2013 at 12:41 pm 1

By stuffisthings on How I Found Out I Didn't Have the Herpes I'd Been Living With for Four Years

@abigailnicole "I worked in a herpes lab for three years" would make a great title for a Billfold post. Just sayin'.

Posted on November 13, 2013 at 5:00 pm 3