This Is Just To Say I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold William Carlos Williams

On Five OkCupid Messages That Made Me Want to Revise My Profile

@planforamiracle Law of Drama: http://xkcd.com/1124/

Posted on November 5, 2012 at 3:08 pm 4

On Miniature Devil Planets From the Ground

@olivebee I'm an elementary school teacher, I LOVE veggies (LOVE LOVE LOVE - I hear "swiss chard" or "baby bok choy" and I perk up), but I won't touch the stuff they serve the kids. Made the mistake of picking up a pear one day at lunch, and had to let it sit three days in my classroom before it was ripe enough to eat. BUT I do have cooking projects in my class (it's 1st grade), so they're at least picking up decent tastes that way. All but one now love hummus and actually buy it in the cafeteria. Food's always better when you've been involved in the prep yourself.

Posted on September 19, 2012 at 9:24 pm 1

On Other Bosom Committee ISO Rhyming Nickname

@swirrlygrrl I'd always bought 32C at Victoria's Secret until my friend made me go to a good bra shop and get measured. 28DD or E. I still buy 32C when there are sales, though. No about to fork over $130+ every time I want a new bra, and I'm SUCH a sucker for pretty underthings.

Posted on September 18, 2012 at 1:34 pm 0