Our dog is supposed to get a cookie every time she goes outside. She thinks if she goes in and out like three times in a row she will get three cookies. She thinks this, and if I am the only one home, it turns out to be true. This cookie hustling dog is not the dog in the photo. The dog in the phot is in heaven. He was even ruined-er
1. I have already watched Hocus Pocus this year, on repeat for an entire afternoon
2. dark_crystal is my screen name on all of the butch-femme forums
3. American Beauty is still my favorite movie of all time and I don't care what "they" say
4. "MY LUCKY RAT TAIL!"
@Awesomely Nonfunctional @totallyunoriginal and the combination of both of your usernames is likely why my BFA in art has not lived up to any of this
@kgg conserving bats is awesome and all, but "Batcon" sounds like something way more awesomer, in the costumed-geeks-inundating-hotel-ballrooms department
@Jinxie GUYS I OWN A LAVALIERE*, GUYS! I must be a Wakefield!! (Vaguely teardrop-shaped scrolled-and-filigreed pendant, mine has two stones and kind of a fleur-de-lis bail. I am the fourth-generation possessor)
@Nutmeg I have Anastasia Krupnik on my Kindle RIGHT NOW
@Roxanne Rholes Oryx and Crake is in my top five favorite novels of all time
I KNOW!! Bill was a great President but I bet in person he's a big ol perv. I am a gay lady and if you want my money don't make my inbox look like Bill Clinton is stalking me!
@Grace Anne Boucher@facebook SPORT-LYING. Is totally a thing. For instance: eating pickled beets cures blepharospasm
@Hellcat my ex used to do this and I would be like I AM SITTING RIGHT HERE
@ Slight Joy "Temperatures were uterine" i heart DFW so much. i wish i coulda told him :(