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On Tits By Any Other Name Something Something

this has reminded me of a joke:

how do you titillate an ocelot?

you oscillate its tits a lot

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On Ask Baba Yaga: What If The Person I Love Doesn't Want To Marry Me?

yet more amazing advice. This may be my favourite one yet.

Posted on January 9, 2015 at 5:45 am 0

On Mouthwatering Recipes from the March 1950 Issue of McCall's

@BoatGirl because everyone smoked

Posted on October 14, 2013 at 11:48 am 1

On Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

Posted on November 2, 2012 at 11:44 am 18

On The Reproductive Quadratic Equation

@Ophelia I recently read a thing about French mothers focussing on just that (may have been on the Hairpin) and that because they are not totally child-centered that the kids are better behaved, more disciplined and happier because of it.

Posted on April 3, 2012 at 11:15 am 4

On The Reproductive Quadratic Equation

@WaityKatie I like the way you think and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. I'm particularly on board with the "taking paid time off work to pursue my interests" part.

Posted on April 3, 2012 at 11:13 am 3

On The Reproductive Quadratic Equation

@The Everpresent Wordsnatcher Sounds like a good approach. This whole comments section has been beneficial to me. I just need to meet more people who when asked if they are having kids immediately respond "F*** no!"

Posted on April 3, 2012 at 11:12 am 4

On The Reproductive Quadratic Equation

@Third Wave Housewife oh yeah, totally content to be the cool, rich and eccentric uncle character. As long as they can be given back afterwards.

Posted on April 3, 2012 at 11:05 am 1

On The Reproductive Quadratic Equation

@Third Wave Housewife a few of my peers already have, as well as family members. I'd be tempted to go down the little white "we can't have them" lie route, but some good friends actually can't and it would make me feel too guilty :-/

Posted on April 3, 2012 at 11:04 am 1

On The Reproductive Quadratic Equation

@themmases put better than I could. Despite people's throwaway comments, I strongly suspect I'd be a terrible father, and that it would seriously strain both my mental health and my marriage.

Posted on April 3, 2012 at 11:01 am 3