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a shoddy bomb casing filled with used pinball-machine parts

By Jaya on "Rebounding," Internet Dating, and Oppressive Monogamous Conditioning

I keep trying to comment something further on your response to the third question but I can't, it's just perfect.

Posted on December 10, 2014 at 4:57 pm 1

By tunnyciegos on A Cool Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex Profiles Cameron Diaz

DELEUZE!!!

Posted on October 21, 2014 at 4:31 pm 1

By Desolation Ro on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

I second what @gilmore_hurls said. I came up with a username just to log in and praise this for being perfect.

Also, I once had a pen shaped like a syringe, and it was fucking awesome.

Posted on October 17, 2014 at 7:41 am 1

By ohwhistle on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to bathe in this FOREVERRRRRRRR

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 10:16 pm 2

By iceberg on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

Best ending line ever.

A++, would cackle again.

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 4:39 pm 2

By It's Mat! on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

I created an account just to say that I loved this. If you wanted to expand it into a novel I would buy said novel and recommend it to my friends and wait in line to have you sign it.

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 12:35 pm 2

By lowercasename on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

My friend posted this on my wall and said "I didn't know you wrote for the Hairpin." You're all terrible people, all of you.

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 2:42 am 1

By gilmore_hurls on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

This is so perfect. I registered just to say, this is so perfect.

Posted on October 14, 2014 at 11:25 pm 1

By AllieAlphabet on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

I'm in love. I just read this whole thing aloud to my mother.

Posted on October 14, 2014 at 8:09 pm 1

By Bridget Fowler@facebook on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

Well-played. I love you. And I don't. Forever. And not forever. Are you me? am I you? I melted into your words like the American River into the Sacramento, and then the Delta that holds the outer burbs of Sanfrancisco, where I am from. My mom Knows nothing, but she writes the checks-making this life possible. I love her and I hate her like I always have.

Posted on October 14, 2014 at 6:14 pm 3