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@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose
Oh my god though, can we talk about how Patrick Kearns is a total babe, and those internet dudes are obviously just jealous/delusional?! (That was not my take-away from the article by any means, I just feel like it needs to be said!)
Patrick, can you hear me? Take heart! You are not a 5/10! You have very nice eyebrows!
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose I had the same exact comment in my mind. I read that and thought, "Oh dear, no. I'll mention that as a p.s. in a comment." And by the time I got to the end of the article all my brain had was static and ... and blinking rage. So I forgot, but thank you for mentioning!"
I almost forgot to comment on how Nicholaus should not be saying things are "retarded," regardless of his apparently pro-women intent. I almost forgot because everything else was so horrible I got distracted.
Omg. Look, if you are having problems finding a woman to sleep with you, A. you are the problem, not women, and B. maybe don't ask advice from dudes with the same damn problem?
Also, is the beta thing supposed to be someone who is not an 'alpha male'? I won't go into all the ways that is problematic/limited thinking, but there is this: Give me all the beta males, I will fuck their brains out. If you think of yourself as an 'alpha male' then my vagina wants nothing to do with you, kthxbye.
@Jaya "if you bang a fatty NONE of her friends will ever touch you because they think fat-cunt is your league and that they are well above you." And then a lengthy discussion about the "fuck ladder".
Gentlemen, I'm starting to see why you can't get laid!
@mollpants I....don't know if they know that this would mean they would all just be fucking each other's moms.... :D :? D:
@mollpants "Remember, men will have always have the power. If all it takes is some fake idea of feminism in their mind for women to become slutty w/o committment, it's worth it." I just gasped at my desk so loud people turned around.
@stuffisthings Beta Davis eyes!
@jia @stuffisthings With these beta eyesssssss
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got beta eyesssss
I feel the magic between you and I
Help help, my face is stuck in D: and I can't get it to change
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