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a shoddy bomb casing filled with used pinball-machine parts

By 335156311@twitter on Tits By Any Other Name Something Something

@Vipros that is an A+ joke. Adding it to my repertoire of "nerdy word jokes that will bewilder most people," aka my favorite kind of jokes

Posted on March 20, 2015 at 1:44 pm 1

By Vipros on Tits By Any Other Name Something Something

this has reminded me of a joke:

how do you titillate an ocelot?

you oscillate its tits a lot

Posted on March 20, 2015 at 6:46 am 1

By Jaya on "Rebounding," Internet Dating, and Oppressive Monogamous Conditioning

I keep trying to comment something further on your response to the third question but I can't, it's just perfect.

Posted on December 10, 2014 at 4:57 pm 1

By tunnyciegos on A Cool Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex Profiles Cameron Diaz

DELEUZE!!!

Posted on October 21, 2014 at 4:31 pm 1

By Desolation Ro on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

I second what @gilmore_hurls said. I came up with a username just to log in and praise this for being perfect.

Also, I once had a pen shaped like a syringe, and it was fucking awesome.

Posted on October 17, 2014 at 7:41 am 1

By ohwhistle on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to bathe in this FOREVERRRRRRRR

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 10:16 pm 2

By iceberg on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

Best ending line ever.

A++, would cackle again.

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 4:39 pm 2

By It's Mat! on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

I created an account just to say that I loved this. If you wanted to expand it into a novel I would buy said novel and recommend it to my friends and wait in line to have you sign it.

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 12:35 pm 2

By lowercasename on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

My friend posted this on my wall and said "I didn't know you wrote for the Hairpin." You're all terrible people, all of you.

Posted on October 15, 2014 at 2:42 am 1

By gilmore_hurls on A Cool Book Review By A Hip Writer Who Has Definitely Had Sex

This is so perfect. I registered just to say, this is so perfect.

Posted on October 14, 2014 at 11:25 pm 1