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By ru_ri on The Best Time I Said Yes to Everything for a Week and Ended Up Having Bad Sex (Twice), Going Camping and Contracting Shingles
I believe in saying "yes" (the screen on my phone reads "say yes") but I also believe in saying "no" to fedoras. And also to people who admit to committing poetry. These ironclad rules are based in my own prejudices, but I feel that before embarking on the whole "say yes" thing (which I think is great) you have to have a firm list of "hell no"s.
By isabelle bleu on The Best Time I Said Yes to Everything for a Week and Ended Up Having Bad Sex (Twice), Going Camping and Contracting Shingles
I said "OH NO" out loud as soon as I saw the word "fedora".
@ba-na-nas yes, I'm sure it was - but a really awkward choice of object!
@Marconi64 THANK YOU OH MY GOD
@Roxanne Rholes Maybe it was for scale?
This is seriously mind-blowing. Also, it reminds me of a dick pic a friend of mine received - the guy was holding a $20 bill next to it. NOT HOT. JUST WEIRD.
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose
Oh my god though, can we talk about how Patrick Kearns is a total babe, and those internet dudes are obviously just jealous/delusional?! (That was not my take-away from the article by any means, I just feel like it needs to be said!)
Patrick, can you hear me? Take heart! You are not a 5/10! You have very nice eyebrows!
@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose I had the same exact comment in my mind. I read that and thought, "Oh dear, no. I'll mention that as a p.s. in a comment." And by the time I got to the end of the article all my brain had was static and ... and blinking rage. So I forgot, but thank you for mentioning!"
I almost forgot to comment on how Nicholaus should not be saying things are "retarded," regardless of his apparently pro-women intent. I almost forgot because everything else was so horrible I got distracted.
Omg. Look, if you are having problems finding a woman to sleep with you, A. you are the problem, not women, and B. maybe don't ask advice from dudes with the same damn problem?
Also, is the beta thing supposed to be someone who is not an 'alpha male'? I won't go into all the ways that is problematic/limited thinking, but there is this: Give me all the beta males, I will fuck their brains out. If you think of yourself as an 'alpha male' then my vagina wants nothing to do with you, kthxbye.
@Jaya "if you bang a fatty NONE of her friends will ever touch you because they think fat-cunt is your league and that they are well above you." And then a lengthy discussion about the "fuck ladder".
Gentlemen, I'm starting to see why you can't get laid!