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nonvolleyball

avid enthusiast of storytelling, humor, improvisation, games, grammar, & serendipity. also: rollercoasters, hoppy beer, cheese, & other experiences/consumables.

On Nelly, "Ride Wit Me" (Viceroy Jet Life Remix)

I may hold the unofficial world record for listening to Ride Wit Me (I grew up in St. Louis & this was the album cut my friends & I all fell in love with shortly before the radio discovered it). so I had my doubts that it could be improved upon. but this remix is like pure distilled summertime.

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 10:21 am 0

On Costumes

@does it need saying yes. this made me sad, then sadder, but then it concluded on such a triumphant note that it was all worth it. (also, the paintings are fantastic.)

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 4:35 pm 1

On The Engagement Phone Cover and The Wedding-Industrial Complex

@ejcsanfran *pats spot next to her on the Pedantry Bench* come sit here; I'm just quietly fuming at the seemingly rampant trend of misspelling "masturbate."

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 4:12 pm 0

On Mysteries of Adulthood

@Pear tea yeah, there are plenty of people I don't talk to anymore, but there are a couple I Don't Talk to Anymore, & even if I'm fine with that it doesn't make it any less weird.

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 4:08 pm 1

On Dallas Pizzeria Owner Takes Brave Activist Stand Against Ranch Dressing

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) well, in Team Ranch's defense, I think it's usually used as a dip for the crust, not the entire pizza. & it's hard to argue that many foods (crudite, breads, chips, etc.) aren't made more delicious by being dipped in ranch dressing.

Posted on March 31, 2014 at 5:40 pm 0

On Bill Murray and Me

it was a pleasure to read this. :)

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 12:07 pm 1

On Bill Murray and Me

@Trudy Kockenlocker I love you.

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 12:07 pm 0

On The Unfollowed Pie

based on my own personal experience, there should be at least a sliver of "I followed you because you posted something funny/interesting, but then I realized you were actually racist." :(

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 9:31 am 1

On Did You Bring Your Dick to the Table?

@Bus Driver Stu Benedict it's not that kind of party!

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 9:29 am 0

On Coming-Out Technology, Exiting the Girlfriend Zone, and the Lesbro Conundrum

@stonefruit AQC is so wise. I've probably read a hundred versions of How to Get Over a Breakup, but this still felt incredibly fresh & relevant (even if I'm in no way recently-broken-up).

Posted on March 13, 2014 at 2:51 pm 1