avid enthusiast of storytelling, humor, improvisation, games, grammar, & serendipity. also: rollercoasters, hoppy beer, cheese, & other experiences/consumables.

On Interview with a Woman Who Recently Discovered She Loves Group Sex

this is weirdly coincidental timing, because I just randomly drove past this place in the middle of nowhere in PA that (I discovered after googling) is a swinger's club--& that was my first real indication that such places exist.

...but mainly I'm just commenting to applaud Jia's use of the Garol gif from Broad City.

Posted on April 23, 2014 at 5:04 pm 0

On The Confidence Pie

the nailpolish one speaks to me on a very deep level. (actually, these all do, now that I think about it.)

Posted on April 22, 2014 at 12:44 pm 0

On Nelly, "Ride Wit Me" (Viceroy Jet Life Remix)

I may hold the unofficial world record for listening to Ride Wit Me (I grew up in St. Louis & this was the album cut my friends & I all fell in love with shortly before the radio discovered it). so I had my doubts that it could be improved upon. but this remix is like pure distilled summertime.

Posted on April 11, 2014 at 10:21 am 0

On Costumes

@does it need saying yes. this made me sad, then sadder, but then it concluded on such a triumphant note that it was all worth it. (also, the paintings are fantastic.)

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 4:35 pm 1

On The Engagement Phone Cover and The Wedding-Industrial Complex

@ejcsanfran *pats spot next to her on the Pedantry Bench* come sit here; I'm just quietly fuming at the seemingly rampant trend of misspelling "masturbate."

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 4:12 pm 0

On Mysteries of Adulthood

@Pear tea yeah, there are plenty of people I don't talk to anymore, but there are a couple I Don't Talk to Anymore, & even if I'm fine with that it doesn't make it any less weird.

Posted on April 3, 2014 at 4:08 pm 1

On Dallas Pizzeria Owner Takes Brave Activist Stand Against Ranch Dressing

@Rookie (not the magazine) (not that there's anything wrong with that) well, in Team Ranch's defense, I think it's usually used as a dip for the crust, not the entire pizza. & it's hard to argue that many foods (crudite, breads, chips, etc.) aren't made more delicious by being dipped in ranch dressing.

Posted on March 31, 2014 at 5:40 pm 0

On Bill Murray and Me

it was a pleasure to read this. :)

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 12:07 pm 1

On Bill Murray and Me

@Trudy Kockenlocker I love you.

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 12:07 pm 0

On The Unfollowed Pie

based on my own personal experience, there should be at least a sliver of "I followed you because you posted something funny/interesting, but then I realized you were actually racist." :(

Posted on March 28, 2014 at 9:31 am 1