#7, a million times.
Every time I go to NYC, I tell myself I'm going to come home with a hot Irish NYPD detective. Not that it does any good.
@Sophie's World I just snorted at my desk. And then tried to play it off as a cough.
Forget throwing better parties, I need MTM's dress.
@bouncy castle It's the most accurate description of getting stuck in your small town I've ever heard. Country music tends to romantize the whole staying in the same spot and marrying your high school sweetheart (and God Bless if that works out), but it usually ends up like this. Don't get me wrong, I'm from a small town and it was a GREAT place to grow up, and I still wear my boots in the city, but this song is everyone that never left.
Oh, darn you dumb non-winnning Powerball ticket...
I conjured up images of gorgeous lace, brocade, jewels, fur and got this. Disappointed.
Puppies, kitties, cute babies and mountains - y'all made my day.
How did I not know about this???? Damn real job.
@schrodingers_cat The Mr. Collins character! (who's name I can't remember and am too lazy to google.)
Background: DC's drag race is infamous and huge and almost a bigger deal than Halloween itself. My first year here, I decide to be a flapper since I had the haircut already. I try on the most gorgeous white fringed dress rental but decide that barhopping in a white dress leads to disaster. A week later, at the drag race, I see the same dress. And yes, it looked better on them. sigh.