On Nate & Margaret

@bethatrix This movie is actually wonderful, and she is great in it. I think it might be on Netflix? (Ok, not streaming, but maybe their DVDs.)

Posted on September 15, 2012 at 2:12 pm 0

On Throw This Party: Movie Night

You guys, my mom worked on this movie and she had to stand to the side with a blanket because they were filming at a real-life summer camp during the late fall in upstate New York and it was cold cold at night. I think maybe the rest of her job was to buy beer. Anyway, knowing behind-the-scenes "facts" did nothing to make anything less scary at all. Bees!!!

Posted on July 16, 2012 at 12:24 pm 0

On A Moment "With" Kristen Schaal

@Amphora I was like, "Oh, This? You can tell it's not my drug habit because of the cleanliness and fanciness of the bandaid. Also, no, don't worry, I'm not dying."

Posted on July 11, 2012 at 1:03 pm 0

On A Moment "With" Kristen Schaal

I am the last one here on a Tuesday night/ Wednesday morning, and this thing: Interviewing in a bar on a completely empty stomach (I had BLOOD DRAWN just prior to the interview), realizing very quickly that I was wrong for the job, summer walking/crying. Oh god oh god oh god.

Not a big deal, but I feel strangely in crisis.

Posted on July 11, 2012 at 2:32 am 0

On 'Pin Picks: Third Watch

I just bit my fingernails and then ate an IDAHO SPUD BAR, which, despite my usual feelings on grey marshmallows, happened to be the perfect thing.

Posted on July 4, 2012 at 3:49 am 0

On How Not to Order a Drink, Part Four

I hear what you're saying. But for real, no need to fight your cocktail waitress, just say (after I tell you the price, before I leave to get the drink) "No, thanks!"
And I'm talking about $2. Fewer bars than you may think make a killing.

Posted on March 23, 2012 at 1:26 pm 0

On How Not to Order a Drink, Part Four

@knuckle sandwich
And then on their way out, they'll be asking each other, "You tipped, right?" And the answer is mostly "no."

Posted on March 22, 2012 at 9:48 pm 1

On How Not to Order a Drink, Part Four

@Laura Enriquez@facebook
Yes, thank you. I have had people try to fight me when I charge them for soda. That's fine, you don't want to pay, I told you how much it would be before I gave it to you, and now I'm not going to help you anymore.

And then, of course, I make no tips.

Posted on March 22, 2012 at 9:45 pm 0

On Ask a Clean Person: You Are Still Making Your Beds!

I would honestly love to be making my bed, but it has been so torturously, unseasonably, disappointingly hot that I folded my blankets and top sheet and hid them in the closet. Looking at them makes me as uncomfortable as watching a Carl's Jr commercial immediately after dinner.

But I've done a great job of fluffing the pillows.

Posted on March 22, 2012 at 9:20 pm 0

On The Quiet Return of The 'Pinup Roundup

This is my absolute first time commenting, and all I have to say is, "Fuuuuuuuuuuuun!"

Posted on March 22, 2012 at 8:58 pm 1