Queer Chick, you have to be one of the Top 10 Coolest Humans Ever. Queer Chicks (and everyone else) are so lucky to have the benefit of your advice.
2 vodka sodas @ $14 ea. = $28 + 12.50 Jack and Diet = $40.50 + 2 Stellas at $8 ea. = $56.50 + water @ $5 = $61.50. He only charged you $51.50? That's totally how I'm ordering drinks in future.