I was just telling my ladyfriend that whoever is responsible for the dialogue in the Kay commercials should have their fingers crushed and never be allowed to write again.
By nyikint on Friday Open Thread
...I'm still so confused as to what's going on with the Hairpin and all the unexplained changes, but I loved that Into the Gloss post - it was hilarious and ridiculous and weird and true, and I've missed Edith's writing here.
@SmartCookie I have kind of done this (it all turned out ok, but he isn't a bad guy--I was just skeptical of my friend's commitment to him, and I was wrong, happily), and also I am divorced and have heard a lot of "oh yeah, um, he was fine but we never really understood what you saw in him?"
My policy is, once there's a ring involved (and often before, depending on the vehemence of the friend) you just shut up and ride that train as far as it goes. I've never wondered why no one stopped me from marrying my mistake, because I probably would not have listened (my mom did try, gently, and I didn't hear it). Although I like @Briony Fields' advice, too, because once I'd been married for a little while I was DESPERATE for someone to give me permission to leave (spoiler, that someone had to be me).
@fabel lolol sorry that sounds uncomfortable but haa
I called my doctor and my symptoms are so textbook they're calling in a prescription for diflucan and it was incredibly easy. Thanks everybody!
Sobriety Update: Five months as of Wednesday. I'm noticing subtle differences in my body and my mind, as in, I can remember words and conversations and board trains of thought for days at a time. It still sucks not being able to be drunk with my friends (especially at weddings) but I'm stubborn about it now.
EEEEEEDITHHHHH I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BABYSITTING.
By Jinxie on What I've Been Up To
@HeyThatsMyBike Ok, I just read it and it is AMAZING. It's one 7-line long run-on sentence complaining about Choire's use of excessive "verbiage".
I got a new bike! And Edith's here! And my birthday is Saturday! These things are all up, and they are good.
By laurel on Friday Open Thread
You guyyys, my Hairpinnery has exposed me to the internet via Buzzfeed listicalism. See no. 22.
I think I might be married to #3 (in fact I think #3 might just be "most male engineers under 40")