On Allowances

@SarahP: I know. It's like some sort of insidious disease. (Not to mention it was a scourge upon my burgeoning feminism at the time.)

Posted on November 27, 2012 at 4:56 pm 0

On Allowances

Are you sure Brian's name wasn't actually Mark? Because I also dated that dude in high school.

Posted on November 27, 2012 at 4:32 pm 1

On The Reichenbach Fall-owers

@The Attic Wife (Just gonna sit here and thumbs-up everything to do with everything in this thread. Don't mind me.)

Posted on November 26, 2012 at 5:20 pm 3

On Friday Bargain Bin: The Gramophone

Why do I feel like I need those air mail envelopes, even though I don't have anyone to write letters to?

Posted on November 9, 2012 at 11:39 am 0

On Meditations on 13 Bits of Graffiti in the Ladies' Room at the Pub Trivia Bar

Art school bathroom graffiti is the best, I think. But me, I'm just waiting to find the right bridge on which to paint "I don't want the world, I just want your half".

Posted on April 6, 2012 at 1:20 pm 2

On Just a Regular Old Sheep

You're all invited to the Pinko Lesbian Safe-Sex Orgy I'm going to throw in celebration of when she finally shuffles off this mortal coil.

Posted on April 6, 2012 at 11:05 am 5

On Just a Regular Old Sheep

This one's for you, Phyl.

Posted on April 6, 2012 at 10:07 am 2

On Interview With an Element: Chlorine

Ooh gee, I hope I'm next!

(Or am I disqualified because of my illicit bond with a music machine?)

Posted on February 27, 2012 at 2:58 pm 1

On Woman Not a Fan?

@parallel-lines: ::Raises hand:: I like it here better. Much less pressure, no ridiculous hierarchy, lots more Qream.

Posted on February 1, 2012 at 1:19 pm 4

On Ask a Married Dude: Bob and Eli

I think the lesson I took away from all this is that we should just blame the Alliance and be done with it.

Posted on January 31, 2012 at 5:36 pm 1