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By Brunhilde on The Marriage Pie

I already have a stand mixer. Fuck getting married.

Posted on June 28, 2013 at 12:18 pm 2

By Rock and Roll Ken Doll on Relation Ships

@xzvewtew
No kidding! My friend Elena just married a boat!

Posted on June 28, 2013 at 12:04 pm 30

By SmartCookie on The Marriage Pie

@I'm Right on Top of that, Rose In retrospect I shouldn't have told her so soon. I bet I could have milked it for at least the ice cream attachment, maybe the pasta one too!

Posted on June 27, 2013 at 5:46 pm 1

By TheBourneApproximation on The Marriage Pie

@penultimate toothpaste squeeze

Maaaan, I have the exact opposite thing happen! Whenever my alarm goes off at 6:50, my husband rolls over and snuggles with me, and the cat comes and sits on my arm. NOW IS NOT CUDDLE TIME.

Posted on June 27, 2013 at 5:08 pm 7

By Elsajeni on The Marriage Pie

@Rock and Roll Ken Doll You know the best thing about the food processor I received as a wedding gift? Its packaging included a French translation, which referred to it as a "robot culinaire".

ROBOT CULINAIRE.

Posted on June 27, 2013 at 4:13 pm 7

By charmcity on The Marriage Pie

@fondue with cheddar get rid of your scalias, america. they are revolting.

Posted on June 27, 2013 at 4:10 pm 11

By stuffisthings on The Marriage Pie

@Judith Slutler No shit he actually said that

Posted on June 27, 2013 at 4:01 pm 14

By Judith Slutler on The Marriage Pie

@Miss Maszkerádi "congratulations, and I never want to see you two again."

Posted on June 27, 2013 at 3:57 pm 16

By fondue with cheddar on The Marriage Pie

@charmcity That just may be the best reason. :D

Posted on June 27, 2013 at 3:53 pm 10

By charmcity on The Marriage Pie

100% pissing off Antonin Scalia

Posted on June 27, 2013 at 3:41 pm 19