@lemonsquare YES. I Do Not Accept any studies about how terrible caffeine is because seriously, it's amazing. I've had migraines since I was 11 and have yet to find medication that helps even a little, but I've noticed regular coffee/soda really does make a difference.
Also, cup of coffee/can of Dr. Pepper + Advil is a magical elixir and the ONLY thing that helps my cramps.
@daisicles I got to the in-person phase of College Jeopardy auditions twice, and I'm pretty sure those three stupid facts were what killed my chances. That said, getting on Jeopardy is still a life dream because I'm growing up to be Dorothy Zbornak.
@triplea yes, agreeing with all of this.
I kept reading this going "....but wasn't that....the point of the book???"
Or maybe I just horribly misinterpreted Gone Girl?
Wow I needed this today.
Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here. Or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued, and, oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?
The Hairpin just gets me.
how sad is it that I know EXACTLY which episodes all these are referencing
@klemay "I choose my choice, I CHOOSE MY CHOICE!!"
@JessicaLovejoy I live a block away from not one, but TWO gas stations! Mostly this means I can get a Dr. Pepper and cheetos whenever I feel like it.